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August 7, 2007
Telluride, Colorado Impeaches Bush and Cheney
Unfortunately not all of the moonbats in beautiful Colorado are confined to Boulder and Denver. The Telluride Town Council has voted to impeach the President and Vice President of the USA.
Apparently this means that Nancy Pelosi ought to see if Telluride has a runway big enough to land her oversized jet, because she is the President there.
Over 180 entities — including San Francisco, Berkeley, and Chapel Hill — have passed similarly infantile impeachment measures. If local government is the farm system for higher office, our future is bleak.
No Republican holds office in Telluride, a resort town that features "Gay Ski Week."
Boasts Scott McQuade, director of the Telluride Tourism Board:
Telluride is today, and always has been through history, a very open and accepting place.
In other words, they hate Republicans and will not tolerate conservatives. Vacationers are advised to spend their money elsewhere.
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As President of Telluride, Pelosi is entitled to another special plane, suited to local runways. |
On a tip from The Paperboy.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 7, 2007 8:44 PM
Comments
Many who live in these cities are privileged to the point of utter depravity (read: reality-challenged, rich spoiled anti-christ brats).
I once drove nearly 100 miles out of my way in an effort to NOT visit Telluride. Chapel Hell is chock full of intellectual snobby moonbats (lived nearby once) and Boulder needs more pumas to curb their moonbat population. Berkeley's been an incubator for radicals for many years and you might as well add Asheville, NC to this list (it's known as the little "San Francisco of the east" for their fulminant homosexuality).
Posted by: fellowes at August 7, 2007 9:26 PM
Attention, Citizens of Telluride: I, the Supreme Ruler of the Universe, do hereby impeach you!
Ah, that felt good! And had exactly the same effect as their declaration against GWB. Btw, I note that the Dimocrats just gave him everything he asked for in the terrorist-surveillance ("domestic spying") area - yet he's a "loser" acc. to land-swindler Harry Reid . . . Uh, uh.
Posted by: jc14 at August 8, 2007 12:11 AM
So when Pelosi's congressional career has ended, she can run for empress...er...mayor of Telluride.
Posted by: Carl at August 8, 2007 6:36 AM
Telluride and Gomorrah
Posted by: c. onley at August 8, 2007 7:53 AM
Tri-Nitro Telluride?
Posted by: Archonix at August 8, 2007 8:04 AM
Telluride is a playground for the rich and brainless. Real people do not live there, only caricatures...which is why we have this ridiculous story coming out. The high altitude and thinner air must also contribute to their inanity...
Posted by: Pam at August 8, 2007 8:18 AM
