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August 23, 2007

Moonbats Incensed by Page Three Beauties From the Ramalamadingdong Times

At a carnival in St Columb Major, a little market town in Cornwall, a group calling itself the Page Three Beauties from the Ramalamadingdong Times dressed up as Muslims to poke fun at Prince Chuckles' plan for a mosque at his nearby "Surfbury" model settlement, despite there being only 33 practicing Muslims out of a population of 22,000.

There being no Flight 93 memorial nearby to orient them toward Mecca, they goofed around by trying to find the direction with fake compasses.

The Muslim colonization of Europe hasn't reached rural Cornwall yet, but unfortunately moonbattery has. Some traveling students saw the carnival and went screaming to the police on the grounds that the clowning might be "offensive" to Muslims.

Fortunately no one was arrested, though the cup that was supposed to go to the group that got the biggest cheer from the crowd was given to a less entertaining group instead.

Reverend Chris McQuillen-Wright of St Columb Minor church piously intoned:

One can see the intended humour and the play on words but, in light of the current international climate, it was insensitive.

The "current international climate" is one in which Muslim terrorists are trying to kill us for being infidels, while we humbly beg to be forgiven for existing.


On a tip from Panday.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 23, 2007 9:42 AM


My reading of the report seems to indicate that the joke was not kosher because it was racist.

Who knew? The religion of pieces is a race! A race to what, we are not informed.


Posted by: k. smart at August 23, 2007 9:58 AM

A race over the edge, perhaps. Lemming style.

Posted by: Archonix at August 23, 2007 12:04 PM

Idiots! Why didn't they make fun of Christians -- everything would have been just fine! Oh, well -- there's no accounting for taste, or intelligence.

Posted by: jc14 at August 23, 2007 12:08 PM

1}If you can laugh at a bully, you take away his power to instill FEAR.
2}Muslims use scare tactics and intimidation to keep people in line.
3} Liberals use scare tactics and intimidation to keep people in line.
Do the math.

Posted by: KHarn at August 23, 2007 1:13 PM

Let's be culturally sensitive, and include a page 3 pinup of a goat or a sheep every week.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 25, 2007 7:05 PM