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August 30, 2007
Global Warming Could Cause Cougar Attacks
Posted by Dave Blount at August 30, 2007 6:36 PM
As the global warming hoax begins its inexorable slide into well-deserved obscurity, its proponents are becoming increasingly shrill about the dangers of not taking them seriously. The latest menace: global warming could cause cougar attacks.
The logic is twisted like this:
Warmer winters kill off fewer deer, elk, and moose. This means more prey for cougars, whose numbers should grow correspondingly. More cougars, more cougar attacks.
Just this week a dog was attacked by a cougar in Canmore, Alberta. Let that lay heavy on your conscience if you're not driving a Pious.
Even more terrifying than the cougars is the vicious cycle created when the abundant moose further exacerbate global warming with their farts.
On a tip from Texan.
