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August 2, 2007
Elton John Calls For Closing Down the Internet
Elton John, the flamboyantly homosexual pop star who symbolized Britain's decline by getting knighted by the Queen, is calling for the Internet to be shut down.
Pronounces Sir Elton:
Let's get out in the streets and march and protest instead of sitting at home and blogging. I do think it would be an incredible experiment to shut down the whole Internet for five years and see what sort of art is produced over that span. There's too much technology available.
In addition to being a moonbat, Sir Elton is quite the Luddite, as he readily admits:
I am the biggest technophobe of all time.
John has also called for a ban on religion.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 2, 2007 7:50 AM
Comments
ohdang! i had some of my best comments on this thread!
now, to reconstruct...
Posted by: nanc at August 2, 2007 6:28 PM
LOL! Me too (I think).
Posted by: Hope at August 2, 2007 6:47 PM
okay-okay - somebody said something about THE "queen of england"...
and that elton has a bad case of SOWS...
S - illy
O - ld
W - oman
S - yndrome
and he's probably pist that his husband discovered internet porn...
and how on earth could he be a "technophobe" when he invented some of the very best techniques for his concerts in the 70's and 80's?
that just about covers it!
Posted by: nanc at August 2, 2007 7:14 PM
I wonder if some wandering minstrel called for the destruction of Gutenburg's printing press on the grounds that anyone could now look up old songs.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at August 2, 2007 8:15 PM
Lard Boy wants us to "march in the streets" yet he can't get out of his limo and walk. I think he single-handedly destroyed any prospect of future fans. I'm sure his happy entourage is now all in damage control mode.
Posted by: Corona at August 3, 2007 3:52 AM
I got some news for you Elton, your piano is technology. I think we should ban all pianos for five years, especially those new fangled electric and electronic ones. No more pianos, Elton. They're keeping you from marching in the streets. This would be an incredible experiment, let's see what sort of art is produced when people can ban whatever they don't like.
Posted by: Kevin at August 3, 2007 5:05 AM
