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August 9, 2007
Earth Goddess Plans to Punish Us With Volcanoes
The global warming cult has crossed the line into full-fledged lunacy.
Bill McGuire, director of the Benfield UCL Hazard Research Centre and author of books promoting global warming hysteria, has published an article on the leftist Guardian alleging that the planet will punish us with floods, earthquakes, landslides, tsunamis, and even volcanoes if we do not heed the high priests of environmentalism. An excerpt:
The Earth is responding as a single, integrated system to climate change driven by human activities. Global warming is not just a matter of warmer weather, more floods or stronger hurricanes, but is also a wake-up call to Terra Firma. It may be no coincidence that one outcome of increased volcanic activity is likely to be a period of falling temperatures, as a veil of volcanic dust and gas reduces the amount of solar radiation reaching the surface. Maybe the Earth is trying to tell us something. It really would be worth listening before it is too late.
We are within a few months of Al Gore calling for virgins to be thrown down a volcano to propitiate the Earth Goddess. Envirowackos aren't just misguided. They are quite literally and dangerously insane.
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Maybe if we chuck her down the volcano, Gaia will forgive us for all the jet travel by the Goracle and his Hollywood friends. |
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 9, 2007 2:24 PM
Comments
It sounds like he's just covering his bases for when temperatures start cooling in a few years. He'll be able to point to this article and say, "See?! I warned you that Global Warming causes global cooling!"
Posted by: Sotosoroto at August 9, 2007 3:30 PM
Well... Which came first; the volvanic eruption or the silly liberal?
Of course she'll punish us. (snicker) And, don't cha'ya'know - all the sacrificed virgins will be conservatives.
Hey - you ever heard of a 'liberal virgin'? The only thing more rare is a 'liberal genius'.
Posted by: Jimbo at August 9, 2007 3:59 PM
Yes indeed, the envirowackos, as you put it, have gone completely off the deep end. Their ideology reeks of Marx and Lenin. Once upon a time, it was the New Soviet Man. Today it's the New Ecological Person, living in the New Sustainable Society. Lowly man, allowed for too long to wildly express his egotistical impulses, must be controlled and repackaged under a planned ecological solution that will bring about the final stage of "progress."
Posted by: AWOL Civilization at August 9, 2007 4:04 PM
Am I the only one whose blood pressure bumps on reading the tired phrase "wake-up call?"
A modest proposal: we propitiate the volcano gods with anyone who uses that phrase. Who's in favor?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 9, 2007 9:00 PM
I don't know where I'ma gonna go, when the volcano blows -- but it won't be anywhere near to the Goracle, wherever he happens to be at the time. Mr. McGuire makes it sounds like algore hissef must be sacrificed, so Gaia will be propitiated (mere virgins, no matter the number, ain't gonna do it!).
Gaia is MAD, folks, and she might even take it out on us by making it hot, hot, hot during August. Oh, the horror!
Posted by: jc14 at August 9, 2007 10:14 PM
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Posted by: Tarun K Juyal at August 10, 2007 4:59 AM
Gaia is a whore. I did her last night.
Posted by: BelchSpeak at August 10, 2007 9:27 AM
First we must find some virgins...
Thanks Juyal, I'll read you stuff.
Posted by: fellowes at August 10, 2007 8:28 PM
The parade of the virgins has been cancelled. One is sick. The other refuses to march alone. (Sorry- old joke.)
Posted by: Paul Moore at August 11, 2007 12:59 PM
