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August 10, 2007
Cate Blanchett Stops Washing Her Hair
Hollyweird phonies enjoy preaching to the rest of us regarding the sacrifices we must make to avert the imaginary global warming crisis, but they never show a willingness to make any meaningful sacrifices themselves, right? Wrong!
Loony-tunes actress Cate Blanchett is doing her part to save the planet by not washing her hair.
Cate has attached a timer to her shower head, so that the water will only run for the two minutes required to take a shower if she leaves her hair unwashed.
This pleases Gaia because there is a limited quantity of water on the planet. Many believe that water used in the shower eventually finds its way into someone else's shower. But global warming dogma seems to suggest that water consumed by humans actually disappears into another dimension, so that every drop becomes precious.
Another objective of the filthy hair campaign is to "become a green example to her kids."
Boasts Ms. Blanchett:
It's great to see my children engaged in these things, like when you put the water on when you put the toothbrush under the tap, you turn it off the minute you take it out and you don't let the water run.
Hopefully the kids won't be out of grade school before they figure out that their mom's head is full of loose screws.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 10, 2007 10:20 AM
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Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 10, 2007 10:24 AM
Another objective of the filthy hair campaign is to "become a green example to her kids.">
Unchecked growth of body mold should make that a reality.
Posted by: V the K at August 10, 2007 10:31 AM
I vaguely recall hearing her name years ago. She must be desperate for attention by becoming a nappy headed ho.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 10, 2007 11:22 AM
Most hairstyles of the past decade look unwashed anyway.
>>...like when you put the water on when you put the toothbrush under the tap, you turn it off the minute you take it out and you don't let the water run.>>
There's your solution, Cate. Just install a valve with a pull-chain to the showerhead, like they had in the campground showers when I was a kid. But that would actually be doing something SMART, right?
Posted by: KHarn at August 10, 2007 11:48 AM
At the risk of sounding offensive, does include all her hair, or just the drapes?
Posted by: JsinGood at August 10, 2007 1:58 PM
I'm an Aussie and our local council has approved a huge extension to her house, no doubt with all the mod-cons and a 'carbon footprint' to rival the Goracle.
Posted by: CVN 76 at August 10, 2007 4:42 PM
Caption: "Cate describes why having her right leg amputated was good for the environment."
Posted by: Jim - PRS at August 10, 2007 5:41 PM
I give this like three days, tops. Then she'll be back in there with a bottle of shampoo and some creme rinse.
I've got no problem with people trying to use less electricity or water or whatever. But don't be stupid. KHarn had a good solution.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at August 10, 2007 6:09 PM
Oh my GOSH, Jim - PRS! You're right!
NGWFJ, If she thinks washing her hair takes up a lot of water, I recomend "Suave" shampoo; it only takes a little, smells nice and you don't need a conditioner. I use it every day and get complimented on my hair.
Posted by: KHarn at August 10, 2007 7:12 PM
NGWFJ, If she thinks washing her hair takes up a lot of water, I recomend "Suave" shampoo; it only takes a little, smells nice and you don't need a conditioner. I use it every day and get complimented on my hair.
It is also very economical
Posted by: James F McEnanly at August 11, 2007 5:41 AM
I had a neighbor who believed that all water on the planet had been urine at some point in the water cycle. Considering the number of animal species who live or have lived on the planet, I couldn't argue with him.
Nature recycles everything eventually.
Posted by: Paul Moore at August 11, 2007 12:55 PM
Is there no end to the madness?
This is too funny.
Any word when all the water will dissappear after the massive amount of flooding from global warming destroys the world?
I understand that Gaia told Gore to build an Ark. He is now accepting tickets in addition to his much sought after Carbon Credits.
Posted by: Freedom Now at August 11, 2007 3:17 PM
"Hopefully the kids won't be out of grade school before they figure out that their mom's head is full of loose screws."
If she keeps up not washing her hair, pretty soon her head will be full of lice, too.
Posted by: Adam at August 11, 2007 8:32 PM
Let's hope, for her husband's sake, the stanky empty-headed bitch still devotes a few precious seconds to shampooing her raunchy bush.
Posted by: Joe America at August 13, 2007 3:10 PM
