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August 10, 2007
Cate Blanchett Stops Washing Her Hair
Posted by Dave Blount at August 10, 2007 10:20 AM
Hollyweird phonies enjoy preaching to the rest of us regarding the sacrifices we must make to avert the imaginary global warming crisis, but they never show a willingness to make any meaningful sacrifices themselves, right? Wrong!
Loony-tunes actress Cate Blanchett is doing her part to save the planet by not washing her hair.
Cate has attached a timer to her shower head, so that the water will only run for the two minutes required to take a shower if she leaves her hair unwashed.
This pleases Gaia because there is a limited quantity of water on the planet. Many believe that water used in the shower eventually finds its way into someone else's shower. But global warming dogma seems to suggest that water consumed by humans actually disappears into another dimension, so that every drop becomes precious.
Another objective of the filthy hair campaign is to "become a green example to her kids."
Boasts Ms. Blanchett:
It's great to see my children engaged in these things, like when you put the water on when you put the toothbrush under the tap, you turn it off the minute you take it out and you don't let the water run.
Hopefully the kids won't be out of grade school before they figure out that their mom's head is full of loose screws.
On a tip from V the K.
