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August 29, 2007
Breck Girl: Give Up SUVs
John Edwards, the zillionaire trial lawyer who lives in the largest and most expensive house in his county, has announced that we little people should sacrifice for Gaia by giving up our SUVs. Please deposit your forbidden vehicles in front of the Breck Girl's 28,200-square-foot mansion for disposal.
Posted by Van Helsing at August 29, 2007 6:54 AM
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The vehicle you depict, I believe, is a Jeep Patriot. (How that name must offend the liberals!) I drive one. It gets 25 MPG City and 30 or more on the highway. Much better than Silky Pony's private jet.
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2007 7:09 AM
In contrast, of course, Senator Larry Craig thinks every American is entitled to a Hummer.
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2007 7:26 AM
What about our 20,000 sq ft mansions? Should we give them up to?
Posted by: dpt at August 29, 2007 7:38 AM
Hillary-Obama get Fidel Castro's endorsement. Silky Pony must be so disappointed.
Posted by: V the K at August 29, 2007 8:25 AM
i'm keepin' my 13.77 mpg suburban, thank you - as long as i can afford to gas it!
VEEEEEEEEEEE-T-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Posted by: nanc at August 29, 2007 8:33 AM
Senator Larry Craig should go get a Hummer from Congressman Barney Fag, er, I mean Frank.
Posted by: Anonymous at August 29, 2007 9:25 AM
Zoom in on this high resolution photo of Edward's house and Check out all of the SUVs parked there.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m248/Thunder-Pig/6e7f844b.jpg
Posted by: Ludwig Van Beethoven at August 29, 2007 9:42 AM
Got a better idea: let's give up all our John Edwardses. The country, and the environment in North Carolina, at least, would be so much better for it.
Posted by: jc14 at August 29, 2007 9:56 AM
ludwig - priceless!
Posted by: nanc at August 29, 2007 10:30 AM
Anybody know what the tow rating of a toyota prius is? Unless it is a given that I'm supposed to give up my race car and ski boat too.
Posted by: Gregory at August 29, 2007 2:44 PM
A Turdota Hidius can hardly pull itself, muchless a trailer of any kind. I'm keeping my V-8 Explorer to pull my sailboat. I'm also keeping my Cobra with it's 427 - dual quad 500+ HP engine, and I'm keeping my V-12 Jag XJS. I need these cars that do 150 MPH or better to get to work, cuz I live like two miles from work, and Edwards can kiss my ass, if he can catch me.
Posted by: rick at August 29, 2007 6:04 PM
rick - you'd have to pry(us) him from another before he could kiss yours!
Posted by: nanc at August 30, 2007 8:30 PM
