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July 13, 2007
Wycoda Fischer Suing Her Way Onto Cheerleading Squad
Posted by Dave Blount at July 13, 2007 1:56 PM
What happens when seven girls want to be cheerleaders, but there's only room for six on the squad? Simple: tryouts are held, and one girl is cut. What happens next? Simpler still: a lawsuit is filed.
Freshman Wycoda Fischer doesn't care that she didn't make the cut; she still wants to be a cheerleader. Snarls her family's lawyer:
[Neither T]he school district nor the superintendent has offered a satisfactory explanation as to why Wycoda was singled out. We have no other option but to move forward with the lawsuit.
Maybe she was singled out because she isn't good at cheerleading. No, these days that would be irrelevant. Maybe she was singled out because she isn't black, homosexual, Muslim, Eskimo, learning disabled, hideously ugly, quadriplegic, or suffering from Tourette syndrome.
Too bad you couldn't sue your way onto the cheerleading squad back in the olden days. Maybe if they had been forced to let Rosie O'Donnell on the squad, she wouldn't have grown up to be a nasty America-hating lesbian.
On a tip from Wiggins.
