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July 31, 2007
Vegansexuals Refuse Intimacies With Normal People
The latest fad in moonbat-friendly New Zealand is vegansexuality, whereby vegans punish normal people by refusing to have sex with them.
Explained one Christchurch vegan:
I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually.
Another elaborated:
I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance.
Chirped a third:
When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals.
Given the sickly appearance that results from vegans' abnormal diet, it's doubtful they get many opportunities to turn non-vegans down.
Naked vegans.
On a tip from El Presidente.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 31, 2007 3:17 PM
