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July 26, 2007
US Army Infiltrated by Moonbat
The current epidemic of moonbattery is so out of control, it's inevitable that moonbats would find their way into the military, the better to destroy it from within. A case in point is The New Republic milblogger formerly known as Scott Thomas. As noted earlier, doubt has been cast on Thomas' reports of American soldiers defiling the remains of dead children, humiliating a disfigured woman, intentionally running over dogs, etc. But even if uncorroborated and almost certainly untrue, at least his tales conform to TNR's liberal agenda.
Now we know his real name: Scott Thomas Beauchamp. Unsurprisingly, he is a flaming moonbat who apparently entered the military with the deliberate purpose of acquiring credibility with which to attack it, thus securing a place among the elite intelligentsia.
Michelle Malkin rounds up the facts nicely, with quotes from the aspiring writer Beaumont himself. Here's some of his poetry:
Every morning I get up and I'm a little more liberal than the day before
Every morning I get up and try to recite a fact from something I read last night.
Every morning I get up and wish I was as free as the people that I'm "fighting for"
Every morning I get up and think I'm a tool for global corporations
Every morning I get up and miss my mother
Every morning I get up and shave
Every morning I get up and realize how much I love my comrades
Every morning I get up and say I'm Scott Beauchamp, in the army, living in Germany, and this is my life, and I'm going to be treated like shit today and do landscaping and janitorial work and practice killing people and there could be no other way to appreciate what I had or what I'm going to have once I get out other than enduring this now when all I really want to do is teach history and lay around and read and hustle around and repair the world (tikkun olam) and sift through knowledge and improve culture and learn how to sail and work in soup kitchens and start a family and really, I mean REALLY study the best the western civilization has to offer and facilitiate the mystery and power through everything I do, but I cant do it without getting through this army experience first, which will add a legitimacy to EVERYTHING i do afterwards, and totally bolster my opinions on defense, etc, and of course its making me a lot less lazy, just because im not use to being lazy any more, etc.
Every morning I get up…
Not exactly the model soldier, but just the guy to bring us reports from Iraq spun to suit the MSM's agenda.
Here's what he looks like:
And here's his MySpace avatar, presumably revealing his true inner self:
Dan Rather would be delighted with the journalistic integrity The New Republic showed by letting this maladjusted freakazoid use their magazine for a soapbox from which to slander the American military.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 26, 2007 5:50 PM
Comments
They better keep an eye on this nut. He might snap like Private Pyle in FULL METAL JACKET.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 26, 2007 6:23 PM
To paraphrase Wehrner Von Braun, to properly do a project it is important to get the right people on the job and the wrong people off the job. If I were his CO, I would be looking at a possile pyschiatric discharge for Scott Thomas Beauchamp.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at July 26, 2007 9:42 PM
Not to be mean, but he looks like one of "those" guys...guys who are subject to the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy. I'd wager that his eyes have wandered nether-ward in the showers.
Posted by: skh.pcola at July 26, 2007 10:54 PM
The story with the nuttiness of his blog is just the beginning of the post-Beauchamp-outing fun of today.
Now, the many real soliders that blog from Iraq will get to talk to men in Private Beauchamp's division to get the real story on his "reported events."
Posted by: Watching at July 27, 2007 12:51 AM
I think nuts like this join the military with stunts like this in mind - outing themselves and embarrassing the military any way they can think of.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2007 4:56 AM
perhaps he should just not get up again? they must have a pill or 70 for that, no?
Posted by: nanc at July 27, 2007 7:06 AM
...um, i meant for the poor writing skills...
Posted by: nanc at July 27, 2007 7:09 AM
We need to make sure someone takes away his magic hat and other paraphenalia, or otherwise in 20 years we'll have a strong Senatorial candidate from somewhere in New England.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 27, 2007 8:52 AM
