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July 8, 2007
UFO Festival Outshines Live Earth
If Al Gore's Live Earth was enough of a flop that officials tried to blame poor attendance on climate change, maybe it's because so many kooks had more pressing business in New Mexico, at the 2007 Amazing Roswell UFO Festival:
The festival, which began Thursday, is a mixed bag that includes live concerts (one headlined by a band with a computer-generated 'alien' drummer), costume contests, a Main Street parade and a slew of lectures that ponder everything from body snatchers to "What Does NASA Really Know?"
Sounds a lot more fun than listening to drab music and drabber environmentalist preaching at Live Earth, doesn't it? Plus, I'm sure you could get a beer for less than $50.
Announced visitor Al Dooley, who like Jimmy Carter thinks he may have seen a UFO himself:
I didn't come for the carnival atmosphere. I came to listen to the speakers. I wanted to hear what serious and educated discussion there is.
In addition to "serious and educated discussion," visitors could also avail themselves of "photo ops with costumed aliens, psychic readings and a kit to test whether your neighbor or boss is from outer space."
The poor Goracle just wasn't able to compete.
On tips from A.C #1 and Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 8, 2007 7:50 PM
Comments
I believe.
:-)
Posted by: Jimbo at July 9, 2007 5:39 AM
That alien looks like one of the props from Stargate. Huh. It is one of the props from stargate.
Funny how these aliens change with popular culture... :)
And it's still more believable than the global warming hoax.
Posted by: Archonix at July 9, 2007 12:36 PM
