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July 5, 2007
Son of Goracle Busted
Posted by Dave Blount at July 5, 2007 9:33 AM
Al Gore III, son of the Goracle, has been arrested for driving his Prius Rodney King style at over 100 mph at 2:15 in the morning. Inside the Pious, police found a traveling pharmacy that included marijuana, Xanax, Valium, Vicodin, and Adderall. Al the Third didn't have scripts for any of them.
Poor kid. According to liberal ideology, no one is responsible for their own behavior, so he must have had a lousy upbringing.
He's been arrested for driving around with pot in his car before. Last time he had to take substance abuse classes. Apparently he didn't do any better in them than the old man did at Vanderbilt Divinity School.
In separate incidents, he has also gotten in trouble for reckless driving and for drunken driving. The guy could almost pass for a Kennedy.
Albert III is an associate publisher of the pietistically named GOOD Magazine. If he really wants to do some good, he ought to throw away his car keys — since our system apparently doesn't have the sense to take them away, once and for all.
The Goracle has expressed satisfaction that his son is "getting treatment" for being a victim of whatever affliction forces him to break laws and put other people's lives at risk. He wants to leave the whole thing as "a private matter."
There is one surprising note to the story: Who would have thought a Prius could go 100 mph?
On tips from Wiggins, Steve, and Nanc.
