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July 12, 2007

Reverend Tori Spelling Performs Homosexual Marriage

It may be forbidden to blaspheme against Islam, but Christianity has certainly come under some heavy duty mocking lately. People Magazine reports that "reality" show actress Tori Spelling has big news on her MySpace page:

I am now officially ordained. Yep, thats right … Reverend Tori Spelling! I did it last week online and my official certificate is in the mail. […] And, this weekend Chateau La Rue had its very first wedding. I was so honored when the couple asked me to officiate. We did it on the front steps of the Chateau as 40 of their friends looked on seated in a lounge like atmosphere. It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love.

Tori Spelling: the moonbat conception of a holy woman.

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Reverend Spelling with lovebirds Tony and Dex.

On a tip from David.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 12, 2007 5:34 PM

Comments

Cool!!!!
Its about time.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 5:45 PM

Big ol' fake tiddays, too...just like the rest of the skank.

Posted by: skh.pcola at July 12, 2007 5:45 PM

Moonbat conception of holy?

Love is moonbatty?

Is violence and hatred more holy?

Wow.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 5:46 PM

I guess if you are not an homoseuxal and are conservtive you don't think too kindly about gay marriage.

Unforunately, the world is not just for.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 5:50 PM

Meant to post - "not just for you."

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 5:51 PM

At first I thought G's posts were satirizing the left and meant to be humorous. It looks like he is serious, and a total moron. Keep it up G you're sooo smart and us conservatives are sooo dumb. Your opinions only serve to strengthen mine.

Posted by: Chris at July 12, 2007 5:56 PM

i hope they all get married...and divorced without prenups!

they'll change their tunes about marriage in a hurry. soon as the next hot thang comes along.

Posted by: nanc at July 12, 2007 6:05 PM

"Tori Spelling: the moonbat conception of a holy woman."

Conception: Something that will never happen with these "marriages."

Posted by: Steve at July 12, 2007 6:12 PM

The only reasons homosexuals want to be "married" is to annoy heterosexuals. Everyone knows homosexuals will screw anyone of the same sex at the drop of a hat. After all they are abnormal and mentally ill. At most 1% of people homosexual - that study that said 10% ages ago was a fraud that used prisoners and things like if someone ever kissed someone of the same sex on the lips they are gay. G is clearly suffering from advanced AIDs brain rot.

I know most people are too politically correct these days to speak the truth and call a spade a spade. I dont hate homosexuals I just dont like being around them and their perversions. Same goes for people who cheat on their spouses, have sex with kids, animals or the dead. Its all the same thing.

Posted by: Liberalsareacancer at July 12, 2007 6:12 PM

What does gay marriage have to do with politics?

I would think conservatives would be in favor of it - individual responsibility that comes with marriage, freedom, individiual rights.

To steal an expression from Ronald Reagan and make it my own - I did not leave the conservative movement - it left me.

Don't even recognize it anymore.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 6:15 PM

Liberalsareacancer,

You're a real sweetheart. And dumb as a rock.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 6:16 PM

Well, good riddance to you, G!

Posted by: Tom the Redhunter at July 12, 2007 6:16 PM

Tome,

And most rational people too -

All that is left of the GOP is religious fundamentalists [who swear that the earth was created 6,000 years ago and that to say otherwise is blasphemy], The loyal KKK and neo-nazis, and the incompetent and dishonest neo-cons.

Enjoy!!

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 6:22 PM

Tom,

Oh - but I am sure you are cool.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 6:23 PM

VH, is there a way to limit how many times in a row somebody can post? G.'s habit of posting 2-3-4 times in quick succession is a royal pain.

G., how about taking time to construct a lucid and complete comment before hitting "Post," eh? You don't get extra points for posting often.

Posted by: skh.pcola at July 12, 2007 7:28 PM

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Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 7:35 PM

This is a clear case of discrimmination.
Complusive posting is a recognized disorder and I cannot help it.

It is very cruel of you to make fun of it.

Posted by: G. at July 12, 2007 7:41 PM

SKH

...G., how about taking time to construct a lucid and complete comment...

Once again I have to agree, and it pains me indeed, with G; it is cruel to ask s/he/it to do something impossible for him/her/it.

Posted by: Louis' Lues at July 12, 2007 7:47 PM

the cure for g-types. well, if you can catch the slippery little imps!

Posted by: nanc at July 12, 2007 8:54 PM

G., it may be compulsive, but why not visit your preferred leftard board and receive some snacks for your confirmation bias? You revel in contentious and confrontational comments, while polarizing people's opinion against you. I'm not a mental health professional, nor have I ever been to one, but I don't grok your purpose here. Why don't you limit yourself to comments on homosexual issues, since you (obviously) possess some knowledge about that subject? Everything else that you have commented on has resulted in a steaming, smelly heap of inane pap.

Posted by: skh.pcola at July 12, 2007 10:12 PM

Wouldn't Tori have to convert before she was ordained?

Posted by: Bandit at July 13, 2007 8:22 AM

As big an ass-kicking as I expect to get on reaching the hallowed
halls of God's dimension, I shudder to think of the can of whoop-ass this chick and others of her ilk are asking for. God is not mocked and this perversion along with the gazillions more perpetrated willfully by these self-centered idolators won't go unanswered.

Posted by: fellowes at July 13, 2007 8:04 PM

Yea the homosexiual agenda is all about bullying. Shoving their agenda in other people's faces, they're intolerant and don't give a flying f what anyone else thinks.

Tori Spelling did this just for the publicity. She doesn't give a wet rat's ass about anyone's rights just her washed up Hollywood career.

As for conservatives there's a ton of people that don't think the world was made 6000 years ago and they're still fundamentalists. I'd rather ride a subway with a christian fundamentalist than a Muslim one.

Posted by: Richard H. at July 27, 2007 4:48 PM