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July 27, 2007
Movin' the D Downward
Decades of left-wing political leadership have reduced Detroit to a third-world hellhole, so lawless and impoverished, it doesn't even have supermarkets. But a "diverse panel" speaking at Wayne State University yesterday came up with some proposals on how to make it all better. Sponsored in part by the Detroit News, the panel discussion was entitled "Movin' the D Forward."
Here's the prescription for making Detroit a "world-class city":
In other words, plunge ever deeper into moonbattery, and hope for the best. But with every year of liberal leadership, hope in Detroit gets harder to come by.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 27, 2007 7:09 AM
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Detroit could become the go to location for shooting post-apocalyptic movies or films like 1984. Detroit: A City Destroyed by MOONBATTERY!
The muzzies to will reclaim the city and turn it into Mecca West.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2007 7:33 AM
Yeah, the solution to Detroit's problem is to sentence fewer criminals and release more criminals.
Moonbattery in its purest form.
Posted by: V the K at July 27, 2007 7:34 AM
'The State' = magic money tree.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 27, 2007 7:58 AM
Perhaps Kentucky Fried Movie was more prophetic than we realized in 1977:
Pennington: These are the Hartz Mountains of Asia. A terrain so rugged, so treacherous, no country will claim it.
Asquith: Worse then Detroit?
Pennington: I'm afraid so.
Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn: Take him to... Detroit!
CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!
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Posted by: metalgarth at July 27, 2007 8:04 AM
Kentucky Fried Movie! Haven't thought of that one in a while...
"The popcorn you're eating has been p***ed in. Film at 11."
Posted by: Pam at July 27, 2007 1:08 PM
If there are any law-abiding, sane, productive people left in Detroit this should hasten their departure.
Clue? Clue? ... Could I buy a Clue.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 28, 2007 10:53 AM
"The state should invest more in education and less in prisons."
Turn the schools into prisons. They have served no purpose as educational institutions.
"Change mandatory sentencing laws that disproportionately target poor people."
Give them all parole status in halfway houses next to the members that served on this panel.
"Cap suburban sprawl."
Make all these panel members move to downtown Detroit.
"Detroit should welcome immigrants, and require the police and other city employees to live in the city."
That is actually a good suggestion. All the people that acted criminally and put Detroit in its current state would be easy to find.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 28, 2007 11:07 AM
Couldn't we just ask Bush to send a hurricane into the "D"?
Posted by: Kerry at July 28, 2007 6:11 PM
