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July 12, 2007

Moonbats: Pittsburgh Could Turn Into Alabama

Posted by Dave Blount at July 12, 2007 10:23 AM

Fear-mongering moonbats have been trying to terrify residents of Western Pennsylvania by warning that if they do not start drinking the global warming Kool-Aid, their state will turn into Alabama.

Squawks Jerry Melillo, director of the Ecosystems Center at the Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole, Taxachusetts:

It's up to you to decide if your children will live in a Pittsburgh like Pittsburgh […] or an Alabama-like Pittsburgh.

Scary stuff. What could be worse, from a liberal elitist's point of view, than Alabama, land of flag-waving, pickup-driving, Skynyrd-playing rednecks? So abandon your modern ways, Pennsylvanians! Throw away your car keys, unplug your appliances, climb up in a tree, and pray Gaia forgives your sins! After all, it's up to you to determine the weather — and you sure wouldn't want it to be warm like it is in Alabama.

On a more somber note, Brian Hill of the Pennsylvania Environmental Council is pleased to announce that legislation to address climate issues has been introduced, and the governor plans to announce a climate change strategy.

We have no control over the climate, but we are perfectly capable of destroying the economy in the name of moonbattery.

On a tip from Reid.