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July 6, 2007
Moonbat Software
WordWeb Pro, a dictionary and thesaurus utility, is available free of charge, but only to users who meet these criteria:
•You take at most 4 flights (2 return flights) in any 12 month period •AND you do not own or regularly drive an SUV (sports utility vehicle).
If you fly frequently or own an SUV, you have to pay $29. Sorry, Al Gore!
If you meet the criteria and install WordWeb, but then break down and buy an SUV, you must uninstall the program, "otherwise it is software theft."
The company makes an exception for "not-for-profit educational establishments." Members of "the registered disabled" are allowed to own an SUV if they take at most four flights a year.
The company's free version license adds:
Please note that even if you meet the above requirements you are probably still unsustainable: turn down the heating (or reduce the amount of air conditioning), use energy efficient lighting, insulate your house and travel by public transport whenever possible.
For a group of people with no meaningful religious beliefs or discernable morals, moonbats sure are pious.
On a tip from Planet Rock.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 6, 2007 3:20 PM
Comments
Unbelievable.
These guys didn't just drink the kool-aid, they swallowed the pitcher and the glasses.
I wonder how much unnecessary electricity they are using with their moronic web site.
Posted by: Steve at July 6, 2007 4:22 PM
What does what I drive or how I fly have anything to do with the software I use. I would prefer to go with a product that doesn't nag me before I even install it.
I hate to think what the tech center help would be like.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at July 6, 2007 4:58 PM
Let's see, dictionary, free on internet, thesaurus, free on internet. Guess I'll keep the SUV and my Gulfstream 550.
Posted by: John Nicklin at July 6, 2007 6:26 PM
The tone of the enviroweenies is getting more and more desperate. I think they realize that they are on an ideological Titanic, and that there are no lifeboats left. Swell! The several Moonbattery visitors who subscribe to the anthropogenic notion of glow-ball worming should simply love this.
Posted by: skh.pcola at July 6, 2007 7:38 PM
"For a group of people with no meaningful religious beliefs or discernable morals, moonbats sure are pious."
That says it all. Thank you.
Posted by: fellowes at July 6, 2007 7:39 PM
A few notes about this software:
-It does not recognize the word Jesus
-Its only synonyms for God were Allah and Al Gore
I called tech support was greeted with, "Please turn off all appliances and adjust your thermostat 5 degrees and someone will be right with"
After 5 minutes on hold, "five minutes of phone use results in 4 ounces of carbon emissions, goodbye."
Posted by: Darth T at July 7, 2007 5:06 AM
WordWeb is great software. I use it all the time. In fact, I recommend that everyone here download and use the free version. I also recommend you all drive SUV's as much as possible, if for no other reason than to annoy these arrogant goobers.
If they realized their nonsensical license agreement actually caused more people to drive SUV's in protest, perhaps they'd drop the whole charade.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 7, 2007 12:12 PM
Well they can't be too progressive. There's no Mac version.
Posted by: fellowes at July 7, 2007 12:37 PM
Fellowes, didn't you hear? Apple are worse "polluters" than IBM now. Won't be long before they're considered persona non grata by the econuts.
Posted by: Archonix at July 8, 2007 5:42 AM
Oh man, you're right. Apple had better clean up their act. Otherwise their next product might be an I-BM
Posted by: fellowes at July 8, 2007 3:03 PM
