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July 4, 2007
Moonbat Mourns Doomed Tree
Kathy Kruse of Fort Collins spoke out in The Coloradoan on the topic of a tree that needs to be removed for construction purposes:
I stood there reverently in front of [the tree] this morning, crying quietly at the thought of another life being lost. It stands so beautifully, with full and lush leaves, so very tall and graceful. The serenity I felt in its presence rooted me to the spot.
Rooted her to the spot. Get it? Who says moonbats don't have a sense of humor! Wait, there's more:
I have no idea whether it is somehow aware, in its way, that it has been sentenced to die, or that there are those who cry at the thought of that. I think of trees as our teachers and am reminded of great teachers in the past who were sentenced to die because of our ignorance. I am grateful that it has touched my life while it is still alive.
May the spirit and wisdom of this tree live on long after it is gone from our sight.
Coloradoan reader shockcorridor comments:
Tree as teacher. Good lord when will hippies disintegrate into dust.
As OpinionJournal notes, with a circulation of 59,000, The Coloradoan had to kill quite a few trees to get out Kathy's message. I sure hope their spirit and wisdom live on.
On a tip from Steve.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 4, 2007 8:18 PM
Comments
Another emotionally unbalanced female weighing with her thoughts, if you'll pardon the exaggeration. What will next month's issue be?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 4, 2007 9:46 PM
another case of worshipping the creation rather than the creator - jeeeeesh - wonder what the hell this person's house is framed with?
Posted by: nanc at July 4, 2007 11:26 PM
In a sort of related story, feminist desecration of a Druid sacred site leads to moonbat-on-moonbat hissy-fitting.
Posted by: V the K at July 5, 2007 4:32 AM
Its like that episode of TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED where some guy built a machine where you could hear plants scream as you killed them. LOL!
It also reminds me of the Inappropriate Comedy Tree from PERFECT HAIR FOREVER.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 5, 2007 5:05 AM
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/its-a-greenhouse-gas-man/2007/07/05/1183351324887.html
At least Al Gore III was driving a Prius.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 5, 2007 5:20 AM
Where is Sam Kinison when you need him?
I'll attempt to channel his spirit now.
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C'mere. You see this 'life being?' Open your fucking eyes! IT'S A TREE! IT'S HARDWOOD FLOORING! IT'S A CUTTING BOARD! IT'S FUCKING FIREWOOD! CUT IT DOWN. CUT IT DOWN! WHERE'S THE CHAINSAW? CUT IT DOWN!!!!
OHHH! OHHH! OHHHHHHHH!
Posted by: Bah_Humbug at July 5, 2007 7:35 AM
Did the great tree teachers teach you about their "family tree"? You know, when all the cousins were murdered to clear the land for that house or apartment complex you live in.Or perhaps when Auntie Birch was put to sleep to make that tissue you used to wipe away the tears caused by Auntie Birch being put to sleep.
Posted by: Bob Stalling at July 5, 2007 9:23 AM
what the hell kind of wisdom does a tree have other than to await its cutting down to be useful to people?
this stuff amazes me - wonder how many abortions this nitwit has sanctioned?
Posted by: nanc at July 5, 2007 9:55 AM
I know moonbats who could have written that letter. Lots of them.
Posted by: rightwingprof at July 5, 2007 10:32 AM
>>>Its like that episode of TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED where some guy built a machine where you could hear plants scream as you killed them. LOL!
I read that one! At the end the scientist reminds his keeper that he only eats MEAT! "I'm a 'meatatarian'!"
Posted by: KHarn at July 5, 2007 1:26 PM
Anyone know where she gets her meds? Who is her doctor? Will he prescribe some of that shit for me? Fer Chrissssssstttttttttttssssssssss sakes Kathy Kruse, get a life.
nuf sed
Posted by: Frankly Opinionated at July 5, 2007 6:48 PM
