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July 11, 2007

Lawsuit to Impose Sharia on Dunkin' Donuts Moves Forward

In an outrageous attempt to exploit our kooky courts, franchisee Walid Elkhatib is suing Dunkin' Donuts to make an exception to its license rules because being a Muslim, he has decided not to serve any pork products in his store.

The absurd suit had been rejected back in 2004, but now it's alive again, thanks to a US appeals court ruling. Astonishingly, the Palestinian Elkhatib's claim that he is being discriminated against based on race because Dunkin' Donuts won't change its menu to comply with sharia was not laughed out of court.

Next we can expect lawsuits demanding that women wear hijabs if they go into his store, or that dhimmis have to wait until all the Muslims have been served. Anything to combat "racism."

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Sorry infidels; breakfast sandwiches are racist.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 11, 2007 5:50 PM

Comments

This is total assinine. If a MOOslem wants to run a franchise of a corporate chain then stick to the menu. If not then they should open their own chain called MOOslim DOO-NUTS. Whats next? MOOslem McDonald owners refusing to serve pork products?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 11, 2007 6:59 PM

He could just change to another franchise. "Piggly Wiggly" perhaps? "Big Apple Bagels"?

Posted by: Paul Moore at July 11, 2007 7:36 PM

Gore Blimey places his head on the table then proceeds to repeatedly throw it back and forwards to the sounds of "thwack"

Posted by: Gore Blimey Guv, the sky is falling at July 12, 2007 12:45 AM

Sounds simple enough...

He entered into a franchise agreement knowing full well that it required him to adhere to corporate standards.

Now, post facto, he's insisting he's been discriminated against.

Just like the muzzo cabbies...here in America, we give everyone rides- it's called a 'public utility'. If you don't like that, then find a job which does not require you to treat people equally.

Posted by: Darth Bacon at July 12, 2007 3:27 AM

Stories like this really fry my bacon. Another example of a single individual demanding the entire western world kiss his ass. I think most folks would rather kick his ass.

(Is "single individual" redundant?)

Posted by: Jimbo at July 12, 2007 5:03 AM

Can you imagine the outcry if cab drivers refused to transport homosexuals dressed like freaks? Would the courts support that?

Posted by: Anonymous at July 12, 2007 5:06 AM

OK, Walid doesn't have to EAT the pork products and he can have someone else prepare it so he doesn't have to touch it, either. Problem solved the american way.

Now get back to work or turn in your time card!

Posted by: KHarn at July 12, 2007 10:59 AM

Astounding. I couldn't afford a Dunkin Donuts franchise and the small business admin as much as laughed at my application for a loan ... yet this raghead manages to get one?

Oh I got it ... a cool way for Al-Qaida to launder their money and funnel it back to Iraq.

Posted by: Bruce at July 12, 2007 2:37 PM