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July 17, 2007
HuffPo's Plans For Revolution
Posted by Dave Blount at July 17, 2007 8:10 PM
Attention all moonbats: in addition to keeping your tinfoil hats tightly fastened at all times, you are advised by your mentors at Huffington Post to take the following precautions:
I recommend you start stocking up on medicine, food, gallons of water, toilet paper, reading material, Potassium Nitrate, Charcoal powder, and Sulfur. Because soon you will notice that things will start drying up from lack of interstate commerce, shortly after the upcoming Terrah-ist Attack on the NewNited States of Murka.
"NewNited States of Murka" is Moonbattese for the USA. The cause for panic is "the impending declaration of Martial Law," which will supposedly occur after the next terrorist atrocity.
But HuffPo has a solution — violently overthrow the American government:
I think we're past Impeachment boys and girls. […] I think we have to take matters into our own hands and round up what's left of the National Guard in each state. We then cut off the power to the White House and blockade the mother so no food or water can get inside. Then we start pumping marijuana smoke in until they have to evacuate the building. Smoke 'em out, to quote a famous military leader, the one with the codpiece on the flight deck.
Then we put Shrubby and Deadeye Dick, and anyone else left alive after the firefight outside the Rose Garden, in a cage so's we can haul them around the country behind a John Deere tractor. It'd be a 50-state tour, and we'd make sure to include the territories too.
Wanna make sure everyone has a chance to spit on 'em, don'tcha know.
And if there are those of you who are fetching pitchforks for Guantanmo-style justice and retribution, well, I will not say you nay.
Time to alter AND abolish it. Let's roll!
Sneeringly echoing Todd Beamer's historic phrase "Let's roll," which has become a rallying cry for patriots, typifies the progressive compulsion to defile anything worthy of honor and respect.
As stimulating as moonbats seem to find fantasies of violent revolution, they don't actually need one. In less than two years, the childish cretins who read and write for HuffPo will probably have an elected representative running the White House.
Hat tip: doubleplusundead, on a tip from V the K.
