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July 5, 2007

How Moonbat Celebrities Are Saving the Planet

Posted by Dave Blount at July 5, 2007 4:11 PM

The New York Post reports on the heroic activities of moonbat celebrities in the noble cause of saving our planet.

Jennifer Aniston:

Some things are important for the world to know … like how long I shower. Seriously. I take a three-minute shower … I even brush-wash — brush my teeth while I shower.

Owen Wilson:

You know how people say marijuana is a gateway drug? That's sorta what buying a Prius was for me … I love nature, and I love taking walks on the beach at sunset. And if that makes me sound like Miss February filling out her turn-ons in a Playboy bio, so be it.

No Owen, it just makes you sound like an idiot.

Oh, and Martha Stewart collects horse manure for fertilizer — as opposed to Wilson, who collects it in his head so he'll have something to share with the media.

Inspired yet?

Owen Wilson isn't Miss February, but he might make Moron of the Month.

On a tip from A.C # 1.

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