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July 3, 2007
Greedy Humans Using Too Much Sun
It seems the unconscionable greed of humans knows no limits. According to moonbats, we are even hogging up too much of the Sun.
According to liberal ideology, humans are of no more value than any other species — "a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy," as PETA's Ingrid Newkirk would say. That's why moonbats are appalled that we humans think we have some kind of right to hog more of the Sun's energy that is captured by plants than any other species.
Barks Professor Snow Barlow of the University of Melbourne:
Here we are, just one species on the earth, and we're grabbing a quarter of the renewable resources … we're probably being a bit greedy.
We see again the harmful effects of human activities. America used to be plagued by locust swarms that ate the crops and sometimes left people to starve. But then we drained enough swamps to prevent locusts from breeding. If only the locusts would come back and eat our food for us, the sun's energy could be distributed more equitably, and if children starved, that would mean fewer humans to despoil the environment. No doubt progressives would consider this "environmental justice."
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 3, 2007 9:17 AM
Comments
Hey Van,
Did you see this from Zombie?
http://zombietime.com/trans_march/
Also: http://forthardknox.com/?p=227
Posted by: Steve at July 3, 2007 10:22 AM
Bejus. I wonder how some people manage to dress themselves and navigate their way to work and back.
Posted by: skh.pcola at July 3, 2007 11:44 AM
And speaking of trees.
Via Best of the Web
Posted by: Steve at July 3, 2007 2:25 PM
Dear Humanity,
I sincerely apologize for using too much sun.
I will stop eating plants.
I will live in a cave so I won't absorb anymore rays.
With Deepest Regrets,
Evil Human
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 3, 2007 10:09 PM
Well, this argument will make all the environmentalists feel guilty about using ethanol. It doesn't matter that ethanol has to be heavily subsidized and has begun to totally screw things up economically and isn't actually going to solve anything, that's okay - but we're hogging the Sun? Now that's an argument against ethanol that'll get some respect.
Posted by: Kevin at July 4, 2007 5:31 AM
Next they'll say we're gluttons for having landed on the moon...i.e. if we really DID land on the moon...
Posted by: fellowes at July 4, 2007 8:27 AM
