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July 5, 2007
Gavin Newsom Bans Bottled Water
Congrats to San Franfreakshow Mayor Gavin Newsom. These days it isn't easy to come up with new products to ban for the good of The People.
Newsom has apparently become convinced that bottled water is harmful to the Earth Goddess. Consequently, its sale on city-owned property has been banned as "part of the city's effort to become more environmentally friendly." SF residents can earn a "free" (paid for by taxpayers) stainless steel water bottle by signing an online pledge not to buy bottled water.
Here's how Newsom explains the clampdown:
These people are making huge amounts of money selling God's natural resources. Sorry, we're not going to be part of it.
The word "God" coming out of the snout of a moonbat sure has a funny ring, doesn't it? As usual, beneath the thin skin of environmentalism, we see the communistic hatred of economic freedom, like an oral herpes sore poking through gaudy lipstick on a prostitute decades past her prime.
San Francisco recently outlawed plastic grocery bags. Presumably this is to save the Gaia too. Unless someone was making a profit by producing grocery bags.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 5, 2007 8:16 PM
Comments
It's called capitalism, Gavin! Freedom, you putz! If you want bottled water, you buy it with your hard-earned cash -- if you don't want it, or you'd rather drink something else (beer, wine, spirits, tap water, or a $5.00 cup of Starbucks' coffee made with tap water), then you DON'T buy bottled water and you spend your cash on that something else.
I know he's neon pink, shading to bright red, but Gavin, comrade, wake the hell up! These people are what we call in this part of the country "dumb as posts." Actually, there is another expression, involving a bodily function and "dumb as" or "dumb," but I won't go there right now.
Posted by: jc14 at July 5, 2007 8:44 PM
To top it all off, his environmental concern is that the plastic contains a chemical that isn't there. He said that a plasticizer is used in the making of the bottles but it isn't. Since these polyethelene bottles won't degrade for several thousand yars, and they are recyclable, we will be able to dig them up in the future if we need more plastic with no harm done to good old mother nature. Is he also banning soft drinks in plastic bottles, if not, about 90% of his arguement is moot.
Posted by: John Nicklin at July 5, 2007 9:10 PM
Next up is leather shoes, wooden furniture, and solar cells. All of those take advantage of "God's natural resources." Do y'all want to make a wager that this retard will get re-elected by his constituents? I bet those moonbats are nearing orgasm, with blather like this coming from City Hall.
Posted by: skh.pcola at July 5, 2007 9:42 PM
Cant sell God's water? LOL! If this clown mentioning "God" wasnt funny enough did he stop to think about the city water company selling "God's water" thru pipes into people homes?
Posted by: Anonymous at July 6, 2007 4:57 AM
Ummm,
why didn't his ass get booted out for mentioning God? Where are all the leftists who want to make sure there is an extreme separation of Church and State?
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at July 6, 2007 7:55 AM
Yes. Thought that "God" mention was pretty damned funny considering the San Freakshow source. And what "god" exactly is he referring to? A good guess is "the god of this world" as Paul called Satan, and the "prince of this world" as Christ revealed Satan to be (John 12:31).
Mayor Nuisance may be related to this con woman in Santa Fe, NM, who claims the name Isaiah means "coming of the godself" (For educated folks who won't be duped it really means: "Yah, our salvation", where Yah is a shortened form of YHVH or Jehovah, you know, the real Lord).
http://www.freenewmexican.com/news/64323.html
Posted by: fellowes at July 6, 2007 9:22 AM
