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July 8, 2007

Envirokooks Turning to Bank Robbery?

Live Earth must not have raised enough cash to save the Earth from civilization, because now envirokooks appear to be turning to bank robbery. Yesterday a man dressed as a tree robbed the Citizen's Bank appropriately located on Elm Street in Manchester, New Hampshire.

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Hey, that's not a tree — it's a bank robber!

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 8, 2007 12:06 PM

Comments

Great political dialogue.

What does a bank robber have to do with issues of the environment or politics?

Typical wingnut, chickenhawk stupidity.

Q: Why are the IQs of conservatives so much lower than Progressives?

Which came first - the chickenhawk or the egg?

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 12:49 PM

Man walks into Bank dressed as a tree. Bank employees and patrons each think: "This man must have a disability. He believes that he is a tree. Don't be impolite by looking at him! Act natural." Man robs bank while everyone looks the other way.

Ingeneous!

Ever wonder what someone like Al Gore would post if he were a troll? I direct your attention to the post above.

Posted by: Kevin at July 8, 2007 1:14 PM

Posted by: White Cane at July 8, 2007 1:22 PM

That first poster is your typical nutso wingnut, the post was an obvious joke but as per usual the wingnut has no sense of humour or reason and misses the point

Posted by: cod731 at July 8, 2007 1:58 PM

cod731,

schucks brainiac - thinks for your wisdom.

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 2:15 PM

"Why are the IQs of conservatives so much lower than Progressives?"

Got any proofs to back up that claim? Didn't think so. Proofs are for Republicans; chants, mantras, rhyming slogans, and mindless goosestepping are for democrats.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 5:27 PM

"schucks brainiac - thinks for your wisdom."

Typical of the left...they exist only to hate, and to make others hate.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 5:28 PM

NudeGayWhalesForJesus,

Nice generalization.

When we take the WH back in 2008 I will stop being so angry and hateful. You should have seen me before the mid-terms.

As far as IQs go -

I remember flipping TV channels in 2000 and there was an old clip of Reagan and another show had Bill Clinton speaking - I kept flipping back and forth b/t the two and was blown away at the difference b/t these two men's intelligence - Bill Clinton was so much more intelligent.

For IQs - see below: [Nixon is the exception but then he had issues that rendered his high IQ not so helpful]

"The study determined the following IQs of each president as accurate to within five percentage points:

147 Franklin D. Roosevelt (D)
132 Harry Truman (D)
122 Dwight D. Eisenhower (R)
174 John F. Kennedy (D)
126 Lyndon B. Johnson (D)
155 Richard M. Nixon (R)
121 Gerald Ford (R)
175 James E. Carter (D)
105 Ronald Reagan (R)
098 George HW Bush (R)
182 William J. Clinton (D)
091 George W. Bush (R)"

http://www.georgewalkerbush.net/presidentialiqs.htm

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 6:40 PM

Ha, ha, ha! LOL!!!!

I urge everyone to go to that link G. has so generously supplied at the bottom of his post to back up this IQ study he's quoting! Read it and then at the bottom of that article is another link. The one that reads "This is a hoax." with another url. Click that.

Rich.

Ha, ha, ha!!! G., you are truly a funny person. Not very bright but a source of humor nontheless.

LOL!!!!

Posted by: Kevin at July 8, 2007 7:10 PM

Van, this IQ study that is a hoax might even make a good article on how a moonbat will believe anything that confirms their intolerance toward those who hold different opinions from oneself (G., that's a nice way of saying "believe anything that confirms their bigotries").

Posted by: Kevin at July 8, 2007 7:20 PM

Certainly rings true though, eh??

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 7:34 PM

Certainly rings true though, eh??

Exactly what a Left-wing Archie Bunker would say, G. You prove my point again.

Posted by: Kevin at July 8, 2007 7:40 PM

G do you come here just to prove the point that moonbattery is ignorant?

Posted by: Freedom Now at July 8, 2007 7:45 PM

Kevin,

Republicans and conservatives are notorious for being bigots [just ask your "Base" - rednecks, KKK, neo-nazis, skin heads, Religious fundies].

In your private world up is down, white is black.

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 7:46 PM

Freedom Now,

Wingnuts and chickenhawks are not role models!!! Stop the madness.

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 7:48 PM

Certainly rings true though, eh??

Fake, but accurate.

Posted by: White Cane at July 8, 2007 7:58 PM

A hoax - but also maybe close to the truth?

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 8:16 PM

G,

Now that we know it's a hoax, do you have anything else to say? Otherwise....adios.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 8:49 PM

NudeGayWhalesForJesus,

See ya - don't let the keyboard hit ya on the way out.

Praise cheesses!!!

Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 9:17 PM

He could be a deranged English major who has put his reading of MacBeth to practical, although felonious use. Although, in Shakespeare's work, Malcom and his forces use the Birnam wood bit outdoors.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at July 9, 2007 3:44 AM

They caught him.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288592,00.html

All's well that ends well.

Posted by: James F McEnanly at July 9, 2007 5:11 AM

They caught him.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288592,00.html

They followed the sap.

Posted by: Kevin at July 9, 2007 6:17 AM

Fox "News" - eeewwwww

Posted by: G. at July 9, 2007 7:36 AM

Which came first - the chickenhawk or the egg?

Isn't "chickenhawk" the term for a gay man who goes after young boys? You being a queer, G, should know that. Keep your pedophile references to yourself, sweetheart, m'kay?

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 9, 2007 8:05 AM

G,

So very typical that go spouting that crap about KKK, etc.

Let me ask you a question, have you ever heard of the "Solid South"? Look it up. Look up where the KKK originated. Disgruntled Democrats after the civil war.

Look at the voting record for the Civil Rights Act of 1964 & 1968. Have a look at which party voted for what:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964#By_party

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1968#Passage_of_the_bill

Oh, and guess who filibustered the Civil Rights Act of 1964? Robert "Sheets" Byrd (D) WV.

So don't come here trying to talk the lib mythology to us, we know the facts and you will get schooled everytime Jack.

Posted by: Darth T at July 9, 2007 11:30 AM

Crush Liberalism,

Chickenhawk refers to Cheney and Bush - two examples of neo-cons who get deferrments and then send other peoples kid to war.

As far as child molestation goes - heterosexuals know more about that.

Posted by: G. at July 9, 2007 1:43 PM

As far as child molestation goes - heterosexuals know more about that.

Right...which explains the existence of NAMBLA. Sorry, Sugarbritches, but "chickenhawk" is a term for your kind, not mine.

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 9, 2007 3:06 PM

Crush Liberalism,

NAMBLA is a bizarre, freaky organization that the vast majority of gay people do not even know exist - let alone condone.

NAMBLA has as much to do with gays as Polgamy has to do with straights.

Stop believing all the religious right anti-gay rants. It is not true.

Posted by: G. at July 9, 2007 4:29 PM

Stop believing all the religious right anti-gay rants. It is not true.

But "heterosexuals are child molesters" is true? Got it. Thanks for the double-standard...er, clarification.

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 9, 2007 4:38 PM

It was to make a point that I can stereotype as well as you.

Posted by: G. at July 9, 2007 5:23 PM

Then stop throwing a hissy fit about stereotypes, Sister, if you're going to do it, too.

Besides, considering you're striking out with all of your assertions today (see "presidential IQ's", "more Dems served in the military than Republicans" debunked by whoserved.com, etc.), I'd say you may want to avoid more idiotic and demonstrably false assertions. Then again, facts have never been allies of the left.

Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 9, 2007 5:39 PM