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July 9, 2007
Eco-Gathering Amuses, Nauseates
From a piece on The Columbian entitled "Eco-Gathering Inspires, Educates":
On Saturday, while large-scale Live Earth concerts drew millions across the globe, a few dozen people connected with the planet in a more personal way.
Called "For Love of the Earth," the gathering featured a presentation called "Steps to a Lighter Eco-Footprint" and a role-playing Council of All Beings, designed to honor the spirit of every living thing.
Jon Gieber, of event host People of the Heart, inhabited the spirit of a bear, warning the humans that they've altered natural cycles. "You forget the great Olympic peninsula and the great trees," Gieber, the bear, said. "Do you know why those great trees are there? Because of my poop!"
The Rev. Jayna Gieber, Jon's wife, portrayed a swallow, fluttering her arms as she pleaded for an end to global warming. As if on cue, immature swallows in a nearby nest box began to stir, and an adult bird made circles overhead to bring them food.
You don't know whether to laugh or barf.
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Envirohippie Jon Gieber speaks as a bear. |
On a tip from LJ.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 9, 2007 6:38 PM
Comments
OT: Lesbians demand access to Methodist-owned religious property for their civil union.
Since they were denied access, they experienced "economic loss, humiliation, [and] mental pain" and are planning to sue. (roll eyes)
Posted by: White Cane at July 9, 2007 7:57 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I CAN'T STAND IT! TOO MANY PSYCHO MOONBATS!
Posted by: Anonymous at July 9, 2007 9:01 PM
Actually, you're no less of a moonbat whackjob than these people with the paranoid, bigoted tinfoil-hat nonsense you believe about gays, atheists, secularists, libertarians and anyone who doesn't agree with you.
Posted by: Asharak at July 9, 2007 9:34 PM
Now the UN Sec Gen, Ban Ki Moon, is saying that We Should Welcome the Dawn of the Migration Age
Particularly incisive are the comments by custardwoman at 1:33am: "So are we clear on this , peasants? You will enjoy your cultural enrichment, and there's plenty more where that lot came from."
and yeahwatevea at 2:57am: "Um... the dawn of the migration age? White Britons have been emmigrating from the British Isles for cenuries. America anyone!? Australia? Africa?"
Posted by: The Panday at July 10, 2007 2:46 AM
Hey don't you remember your Progressive History? White people don't migrate, they conquer and rape and murder. They're evil demons who ravage the world. A white bloke on tv practically told me to my face so it must be true.
Posted by: Archonix at July 10, 2007 2:53 AM
Surprised no one has mentioned that organizers of the Johannesburg Live Earth event have blamed record cold temperatures for its low turnout. It snowed for the first time in decades in Jo-burg last week.
Posted by: V the K at July 10, 2007 4:06 AM
it's the new ice-age!
Posted by: Archonix at July 10, 2007 4:12 AM
Well, we know the Pope is Catholic and Jon Gieber answers the other eternal question - Yes, a bear s**ts in the woods.
Posted by: joe-6-pack at July 10, 2007 4:13 AM
Isn't that a baby bear's head that guy is wearing as a hat? Is that supposed to be respectful of the butchered bear? The poor little critter was, no doubt, skinned alive in great pain. Who's inspired by that?
Okay, okay - it's probably just a cute and cuddly little teddy bear fashioned to a hat - but just look at the message it sends! WHERE'S PETA, DAMNIT!
Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2007 5:03 AM
Bear killer!!! He should be executed for his crimes.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2007 5:10 AM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22048874-2,00.html
"Least-watched program in US
The main three hour American TV broadcast on NBC averaged a meagre 2.7 million viewers, ranking as the least-watched US program on Saturday night and falling below NBC's summer prime-time Saturday average, Nielsen Media Research reported today.
Even rival network ABC's rerun telecast of the animated film Monsters Inc garnered a bigger audience - 3.3 million viewers. The most watched show of the evening was the CBS news magazine 48 Hours with 6.5 million viewers.
Diana eternally popular
By comparison, NBC averaged 8.8 million viewers with its hourlong broadcast of the memorial concert for the late Princess Diana the previous Sunday. "
Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2007 5:15 AM
Gieber's contribution to a greener earth must be infrequent washings in order to save precious water...and obviously he doesn't use any environmentally-unfriendly grooming products. What an inspiration he is to all!
Posted by: Pam at July 10, 2007 6:08 AM
Looks like G, has changed his nic to Asharak. What a pathetic loser.
Keep it up moron, we're laughing AT you not with you!
Posted by: Doug at July 10, 2007 7:18 AM
Hey! I just figured it out.
John GIEBER, last name begins with "G"
It's our local Marxist bootlicking poster boy "G"!
"progresive capitalist with a deep respect for facts"
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Yeah, "moonbat facts"
Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2007 7:26 AM
It's our local Marxist bootlicking poster boy "G"!
You left out the "y" in "bootlicking".
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 10, 2007 8:44 AM
LOL! You can't make this stuff up.
Posted by: rightwingprof at July 10, 2007 10:24 AM
I'm not "G" and I don't even know who that is, you stupid twunt. I'm actually a regular poster at the Darwin Central forum, and if you think that's a liberal moonbat site, then you're all even bigger idiots than I thought.
You don't know shit about me or my political beliefs, so who's the pathetic loser here?
Moonbattery.com: nothing more ironic projection in both name and content.
Posted by: Asharak at July 10, 2007 12:59 PM
He writes like G.
But then, they all use the same script.
Posted by: KHarn at July 10, 2007 1:54 PM
Moonbats are hardcore conformists and they all have the same exact opinions.
Nice usage of the term "ironic projection" though.
This Regressive is a trail blazer.
Posted by: Freedom Now at July 10, 2007 4:18 PM
