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July 31, 2007

Club Gitmo Vacationer Begs to Stay

Not everyone agrees with Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) that conditions at Club Gitmo are comparable to those imposed by socialist dictators Stalin, Hitler, and Pol Pot. Vacationing terrorist Ahmed Belbacha is terrified that he'll have to go back to his native Algeria, where mistreatment of prisoners isn't just a canard employed by liberals to slander their country and assist its enemies, but an actual reality.

To his horror, Belbacha has been cleared for release from Guantanamo. He's filed an emergency motion with the US Court of Appeals in DC, begging to be allowed to stay, even though he is incarcerated in "the harshest part of Guantanamo" according to his lawyer.

Why not? Setting aside moonbat propaganda for a moment, the treatment of terrorists there is downright obsequious — gourmet halal meals, free Korans and prayer rugs, opportunities to fling disgusting bodily excretions on the guards with apparent impunity, etc. When trying to come up with something to complain about for a lawsuit, Gitmo terrorist Majid Khan was reduced to whining that he had to use "cheap, branded, unscented soap," and that the balls in rec room weren't inflated to his liking.

But that's unlikely to stop prominent Dems from screeching at the cameras that Gitmo must be closed immediately on the grounds that America is bad, evil, and wrong.

On a tip from MB.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 31, 2007 6:34 PM