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July 4, 2007
Chucky Schmucky to Save Us From Ticks
Having come down with Lyme disease earlier this year, Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) has launched a taxpayer-financed jihad against the affliction, introducing legislation that would spend $100 million on prevention and treatment over the next five years. The disease is spread by the deer ticks that are ubiquitous in Connecticut and southern New York.
Good thing Upchuck doesn't seem to remember his diaper rash, or who knows how much of our money he would devote to it.
On a tip from Wiggins.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 4, 2007 2:00 PM
Comments
I think a Tec-9 is a little light for ticks, .45 ACP has more stopping power. I know it is off topic but Schmucky has all but killed the second amendment in NY and most New Yorkers don't care. It is a shame.
Posted by: Chris at July 4, 2007 2:32 PM
Too bad Upschmuck Chuck forgot that one of the reasons for the prevalence of Lyme's disease is because that the deer population is overcrowded thanks to no hunting laws. The larger the herd gets, the more disease spreads among them.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at July 4, 2007 8:45 PM
