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July 13, 2007
Berkeley Moonbats Mutilate Trees
Local moonbats have been living in some trees to protest UC-Berkeley's plans to cut them down to make room for a sports training center. As you might recall, some of the moonbats discovered in these trees have refused to put their clothes on:
Now we learn even more shocking news: to make their arboreal abodes more comfortable, the moonbats have taken to cutting off the tops of the trees they are supposedly there to save.
The idea was to make room for sleeping platforms to go with their bathroom buckets and other amenities. Campus landscape architect Jim Horner confirms that the tops will not grow back, and that the trees have been permanently disfigured.
Berkeley promised to plant a new tree for each one it cut down for the sports center, but the moonbats don't seem to really care about trees; they just don't want to miss a chance to indulge in infantile behavior and to get in society's way.
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Moonbats have no respect even for the trees they call their homes. |
On a tip from Mike.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 13, 2007 11:20 AM
Comments
It looks like a small step backward in evolution. Why is there never a monolith around when you need one.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at July 13, 2007 11:34 AM
Guess they can't see the forest for the trees - or something like that...
How about some good old fashioned vandalism and public nudity charges? Or maybe just a butt-kicking.
Posted by: forest at July 13, 2007 12:16 PM
In the mid 90s there was a sudden wave of disaffected students joining the environmental movement and protesting the development of new motorways. They settled down in to various forests to 'protect' them, built dcaves that undermined the roots, treehouses that destroyed entire trees and then let loose with their effluvia. One forest was actually going to be transplanted in its entirety, turf, sod and all but these idiots spent a month pissing and shitting on it. End result was that it had to be cut down because all the trees were dying.
These people don't care about saving the trees. All they care about is grabbing attention for themselves. They are utterly, completely selfish.
Posted by: Archonix at July 13, 2007 12:28 PM
hey! i thought bats lived in caves?
Posted by: nanc at July 13, 2007 12:31 PM
The solution is simple. Bring in the lumberjacks, fire up the chainsaws, and start cutting. I guarantee they will come down out of the trees, or they will come down with them.
That's how these people need to be dealt with.
Posted by: Steve at July 13, 2007 1:00 PM
These loonies are just like shit you step on in the street.
Posted by: crusader at July 13, 2007 1:25 PM
why i believe some of them are just hanging on by a sliver...
Posted by: nanc at July 13, 2007 2:17 PM
There's mountain lions in those woods but evidently silly liberals are tasteless to them too.
Posted by: Jimbo at July 13, 2007 6:28 PM
lions ARE carnivorous.
Posted by: nanc at July 13, 2007 6:47 PM
Please, please, please tell me that sticky stuff on the trees in Berkeley is tree sap...
Posted by: Nigel at July 13, 2007 9:40 PM
no, nigel - it's actually SAPS in trees!
Posted by: nanc at July 14, 2007 5:03 AM
The ManBearPig continues to be profitable. I wonder if these "global warming czars" will be denounced by the Gaiaists as paid government shills, the same way they denounce global warming critics as paid corporate shills.
ManBearPig turns out to be another manufactured crisis that enables politicians to create patronage jobs for well-connected lobbyists... like diversity and what not.
Posted by: V the K at July 14, 2007 6:03 AM
Guess you could call the lumber from those trees "peckerwood" or "pussy willow."
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at July 14, 2007 7:17 AM
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
*:]
Posted by: nanc at July 14, 2007 9:12 AM
*schnork!* Thanks, Eneils...I have to go try to get the hops out of my nasal cavity now. :)
Posted by: skh.pcola at July 14, 2007 7:51 PM
is that a slippery elm?
Posted by: nanc at July 14, 2007 10:06 PM
