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July 8, 2007
Animal Rights Terrorists Continue to Threaten
Hatred of America and the individual liberty it represents isn't the only thing Islamists and moonbats have in common. Sometimes they share tactics too.
Last week a bomb was discovered outside the home of Arthur Rosenbaum, chief of pediatric ophthalmology at UCLA's Jules Stein Eye Institute. Some might admire a guy for trying to give eyesight to blind children. But moonbats sentenced him to death for oppressing the animals. Fortunately attempts to detonate the bomb failed.
Two bombs exploded at offices of the biotech firm Chiron in 2003. The second was timed to go off when emergency workers responded to the first, just the way Religion of Peaceniks do it.
As with Muslims, our main defense against animal rights nuts is their own incompetence. Last year, they tried to put a firebomb on the doorstep of another UCLA researcher. They got the wrong house, but the bomb didn't go off anyway.
Though they haven't managed to kill anyone yet, sooner or later these bumbling morons are going to take someone's life. Jerry Vlasak, leader of the North American Animal Liberation Front, testified to their intentions:
I don't think you'd have to kill — assassinate — too many. I think for 5 lives, 10 lives, 15 human lives, we could save a million, 2 million or 10 million nonhuman lives.
Since to a moonbat human lives are no more valuable than animal lives ("A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy"), killing people makes good sense. Especially since even just threatening to works. UCLA researcher Dario Ringach emailed Vlasak, writing "You win" and swearing off the animal research that has saved so many human lives. Vlasak responded with a triumphant press release.
The liberal establishment couldn't care less. When the cowardly New York Stock Exchange was intimidated by vandals into pulling a listing for Life Sciences Research in 2005, the New York Times didn't even bother to report it.
Maybe when animal right kooks finally succeed at blowing somebody to bits for trying to cure diseases, the Gray Lady will take note. But I wouldn't count on it.
On a tip from Bergbikr.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 8, 2007 1:51 PM
Comments
The biggest external threat to American democracy and freedom is Islamic extremists. The biggest internal threat is right wing religious fundamentalists of the Republican party - who advocate a theocratic agenda.
Progressives rule!!! If you don't change and progress you shrivel up - like Dick Cheney.
Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 2:05 PM
This is too hilarious for words, Cindy Sheehan Threatens to Run Against Air Pelosi unless Pelosi Impeaches Bush.
The nuts are turning on themselves. Somebody make me some popcorn.
Posted by: V the K at July 8, 2007 2:15 PM
You will find most hard core liberals/socialists/communists almost always refer to themselves as "Progressive".
All the talk about Right Wing conspiracies wanting to turn the US into a theocracy is as nutty as anything that comes out of Al Gores mouth.
Posted by: Anonymous at July 8, 2007 2:41 PM
>>>The biggest internal threat is right wing religious fundamentalists of the Republican party - who advocate a theocratic agenda.
Post ONE speach from the Republican party advocating a theocracy.
And by the way, what have YOU done to combat Islam? Before you were posting AGAINST the war, now you are FOR it?
Posted by: KHarn at July 8, 2007 4:22 PM
G. is just throwing a hissy-fit because there are still pockets here and there on the Earth which don't condone sodomy. Reading his other posts will tell you that much.
Posted by: Toa at July 8, 2007 5:01 PM
Funny how you can give all the proofs in the world showing how the left is not only dangerous, but downright loony....and then you'll have some poster from the left show up and say "see, the right is the problem".
I just don't get it. Why not tell us what you're talking about, G. You won't because you can't.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 5:09 PM
Just thought of something else funny about G....his little mantra "progressives rule!" says more than he knows - since their goal is to rule over others, taking away as much freedom as they can in the process.
Here's G's train of thought:
"hhmmmmm, let me git out my big ol' dictionary here, lemme give it a go through lookin' for dem big words, what to impress them dumb ol' republicans..hehe.. Now, I'll say they'll shrivel up like Harry Reid..no wait, he's on our side, even though we hate him, have to stick up for our side even when they do the cussidest things and say the dad-durndest dumbest things... Lessee now, I'll say they want to take away our freedoms, not let people wear a cross on a necklace in school, yep, that's what I'll say...no wait, WE did that...oh well, I'll say them radical islamists is the biggest threat to our freedom! yessirreebob, that's what I'll say, and that those republicans won't do anything about it...no wait, WE're the one's who won't do anything about it...that dern Bush done gone after dem terrorist, so I can't be agin the terrorists...dang...better just post sumthin' like progressives rule or sumthin...hehe..."
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 5:24 PM
Sodomy?? What is that? Some 10th Century Stone Age word for sex that does not involve the missionary position?
Get lost Theocrat.
BTW - 38% of heterosexual men engage in anal intercourse with their wife or girlfriend - and what about oral sex???
I am gay and do not even have anal intercourse.
And what about gay women?
You theocrats are a hoot.
I think you should move to Iran - you would fit in well there.
Posted by: G. at July 8, 2007 7:59 PM
I am gay
Shocker.
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at July 9, 2007 8:02 AM
>>And what about gay women?
And what about Scarecrow's brain?
Posted by: KHarn at July 9, 2007 1:37 PM
