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July 6, 2007
A Portrait of Rage Boy
AFP treats us to a portrait of Shakeel Bhat, better known as Rage Boy, the Kashmiri full-time protestor whom the MSM never tires of photographing.
Every time something occurs that Muslims can seize on as a pretext to yell and scream, there's Rage Boy, artfully framed by media stooges so as to seem to be at the head of a mighty uprising. As Christopher Hitchens has noted, nothing will ever satisfy Rage Boy; yet we are expected to exist at his pleasure.
His motives are of course the purest:
Whatever I do, I do for Allah and the Prophet Mohammed. I can't resist injustice. I protest for all the oppressed Muslims in Palestine, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Yet I doubt he was any more likely than a Democrat to have protested the oppression of Muslims by Arafat, Saddam, or the Taliban.
Bhat used to be a militant fighting India on behalf of the Religion of Peace, but now he devotes himself entirely to posing for Western cameras. His role model is Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.
Rage Boy says he doesn't care that even while liberals cower before his raised fists, conservatives subject him to ridicule for throwing more tantrums than a two-year-old. But when told that a conservative website has been selling Rage Boy merchandise, he once again lost his temper:
I don't believe this! I have no knowledge about all this. Why do they do it?
Looks like someone forgot to pay him royalties.
On a tip from Byron.
Posted by Van Helsing at July 6, 2007 11:18 AM
Comments
Rage Boy -- meet Louisville Slugger. Bam! Straighten this POS right out.
In fact, R.B. may be turning into a capitalist (horrors!): his first reaction, upon hearing that someone is selling merchandise using his ugly mug (how crap like that sells is anybody's guess) was actually rather muted. Very little rage there, R.B.; he's wondering, apparently, how he can get his "cut" of the profits. Lots of patent/copyright infringement lawyers out there, R.B. -- better get you one real fast!
Posted by: jc14 at July 6, 2007 11:55 AM
In the off-season he scrubs Bar-B-Q grills with that beard!
Posted by: KHarn at July 6, 2007 12:15 PM
"I am a simple Muslim." Emphasis on simple...
Posted by: Pam at July 6, 2007 2:02 PM
I have a sudden urge to bind him then shave the beard and toss him to the crowd.
Posted by: ttevolla at July 6, 2007 2:53 PM
They mean the boys over at The Nose on Your Face,
The stuff they sell is hilarious.
http://www.cafepress.com/tnoyf/2266449
Posted by: ac1 at July 6, 2007 4:26 PM
Yet I doubt he was any more likely than a Democrat to have protested the oppression of Muslims by Arafat, Saddam, or the Taliban.
Now THAT is some excellent commentary. So true! Moonbats are more than happy to ignore oppression if it doesn't fit with the point they're trying to prove at the moment (e.g. that the West is always bad and the oppressor).
Posted by: Anonymous at July 6, 2007 6:08 PM
Dear Shakeel,
I wanted to take this opportunity to answer the following question you asked in regards to Americans selling items with your picture: "Why do they do it?"
The answer is simple, you are a joke.
Posted by: Darthtbone at July 7, 2007 5:28 AM
Man, that is so funny that someone told him about it and he didn't like it! hahaha. He really is a joke, and the MSM panders to him.
In a way he's like the Iraqi Information Minister. "We have them on the run," he says as the U.S. tanks roll by in the background. He was also entertaining, and they put him on t-shirts, too.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 7, 2007 9:55 AM
It seems Rage Boy has found another outlet for his anger. He's posting on this sight under the guise of "G".
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at July 8, 2007 5:45 PM
