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June 25, 2007
Worms Cause Global Warming
No, the title doesn't refer to the hot air coming out of Harry Reid. German bureaucrats want 45% of all waste composted by 2015, in order to save Gaia from the fictitious global warming menace. But worms are used to compost organic waste, and a German study has found they produce greenhouse gases 290 times more potent than CO2.
To put this in perspective, Rosie O'Donnell's flatus is estimated (by me) to be 10,000,000,000 times more potent than CO2. Nonetheless, Jim Frederickson of the Composting Association warns:
People are looking into alternative waste treatments but we have to make sure that we are not jumping from the frying pan into the fire.
Or that, in our hysterical efforts to solve a nonexistent problem, we manage to create a real one.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 25, 2007 10:33 AM
Comments
we'll need them come the next ice age...
Posted by: nanc at June 25, 2007 10:53 AM
Proof positive that we were all decended from Amdam and Eve: only generations of INBREEDING could have caused the bunch of RETARDS called the human race!
Posted by: KHarn at June 25, 2007 11:17 AM
liberals find everything is caused by global warming even global cooling, yet ignore that big yellow thing in the sky that burns your eyes to stare into. Its just amazing that modern people are living like they just came out of the forest primevil and are throwing sticks at the sun in a vein attempt to throw it out of the sky for the good of the tribe, and are still doing it today.
Posted by: furballz at June 25, 2007 1:02 PM
