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June 28, 2007
Ted Sorensen's Moonbat Acceptance Speech
Posted by Dave Blount at June 28, 2007 5:51 PM
The lefties at Washington Monthly asked former JFK aide Theodore C. Sorensen to write the acceptance speech "of his dreams" for whichever moonbat wins the Democrat nomination. The results will make you think twice about boycotting Republicans over their illegal immigration shenanigans. From amid the vacuous platitudes and petty digs at the current administration emerges a seven-point plan for the ruin of America. Our next Democrat President will promise to:
- Surrender Iraq to Islamic terrorists, the Iraqi people and our crucial strategic interests be damned.
- Establish an official Palestinian state; i.e., give Hamas official nation-state status, as if one Iran weren't enough.
- Close down Club Gitmo because the obsequious treatment terrorists have received there makes it a "hideous symbol of injustice."
- Prostrate himself before the odious United Nations, grovelingly promising that America will never again put its own interests ahead of those of that cesspool swimming with socialists, dictators, Islamofascists, and fools.
- Sign the Kyoto Protocol, as if Al Gore hadn't already done so as Vice President, and submit it to the Senate for ratification, as if the Senate hadn't already voted 95-0 not to ratify this demented suicide pact.
- Cuddle up to the fiends running rogue regimes like Iran, North Korea, and Cuba.
- Stop incarcerating unlawful combatants, and stop listening in on al-Qaeda's plans for the next 9/11.
You may wonder why anyone should care how some kooky old has-been like Sorensen would like a President to behave. After all, only a lunatic would vote for any candidate who enact such an agenda.
The answer is, as our society comes unraveled, lunatics are becoming the majority, and if Dems win, Sorensen will get his way.
Hat tip: The Corner, on a tip from V the K.
