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June 4, 2007
Mother Moonbat Confirms: 9/11 Was Controlled Demolition
The debate is over, as the Goracle might say. We now have it on the word of Cindy Sheehan — she of ultimate moral authority according to the great New York Times — that the World Trade Center was not destroyed by the Muslim terrorists who flew jets full of innocent civilians into it, but in a controlled demolition, no doubt executed by the sinister Bush Administration.
As quoted at the laughing academy known as 911Truth.org, the Ditch Witch droned:
It does look to me like a controlled demolition — I'm not an expert — but it does look to me like a controlled demolition — I'm looking at common sense. I do see some very high profile people saying it was an inside job.
Say, we may have an even better VP for Ron Paul than Charlie Sheen.

Hat tips: Ace of Spades HQ, The New Editor.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 4, 2007 6:24 PM
Comments
ohdang! sure am glad i DO NOT know how to make THAT face!
Posted by: nanc at June 4, 2007 6:33 PM
Mother Moonbat has competition. Alice Walker is the Moonbat Queen.
This thought: that compassion does not stop at who was right or wrong, does not stop at feeling loving-kindness for the miserable and oppressed, does not stop at feeling the pain of the victim, while ignoring the pain of the victimizer... If human beings are not taught to feel compassion for the Hitlers, Mussolinis and Stalins of the world, if Saddam Hussein is so demonized no one bothers to remember how cruelly he was beaten as a little boy...
Posted by: V the K at June 4, 2007 6:58 PM
I think I'll have to stare at that picture until I feel more of an urge to laugh than to cry. I feel better already. Hmmm, that took only about five seconds.
Posted by: the paperboy at June 4, 2007 7:00 PM
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Posted by: eric at June 4, 2007 8:25 PM
Shes not an expert? No Sh*t....
All you need to do is watch one of those cable TV programs that show how elaborate and time consuming controlled demolitions are to know there is no way in h*ll anyone could take down a WTC building that way without weeks of preparation involving cutting of beams with torches, stringing miles of detonation cable and an drilling into concrete columns that would make lots of noise.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 5, 2007 5:08 AM
Perhaps Cindy has missed the whole point of retirement...that is to GO AWAY!
Posted by: Ed at June 5, 2007 6:41 AM
"Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories concerning the attacks of September the 11th; malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty."
- George W. Bush
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Vee must listen to zee great leeda. It is not vrite to qvestion zis great hero of 9-11. God bless zee homeland.
Posted by: foxnewsfan at June 5, 2007 7:48 AM
"Our world faces a true planetary emergency," Gore said. "We do not have the luxury of exercising 'politics as usual'."
-hERR aL gORACLE,
Vee must listen to zee great leeda. It is not vrite to qvestion zis great hero of mOMMY wICCaN eARTh. God bless zee gAIA gOddEss! YOU WILL DO AS TOLD!
NPR kOmmiE kOOlaiD dRiNkER
Posted by: Bryherb at June 5, 2007 8:03 AM
Up next: Cindy confirms that Hitler is alive inside the hollow Earth with the Rovian saucer Nazis.
Posted by: phil at June 5, 2007 9:39 AM
It does look to me like a controlled demolition — I'm not an expert —
She could n't set up a tent but she knows it was a controlled demolition.
Posted by: Bandit at June 5, 2007 12:09 PM
Funny how the lefties all manage to come to this same conclusion eventually...even though all the science proves them wrong. No matter, I'm sure there's a "consensus".
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at June 5, 2007 12:27 PM
Does this photograph strike anyone else as being crassly exploitative? It seems to be an extreme closeup, professionally shot in black-and-white on a stark white background, like it was carefully staged. Where did it come from? Did she hire Richard Avedon? How long did he have to wait while she worked up the tears?
One of my favorite things about this website is the pictures. This one is a little creepy, though.
Posted by: ent at June 5, 2007 12:50 PM
Ent makes a good point. One of the things I hate about the modern media is their desire to interview and photograph people at the moment of their tragedy and ask questions like "how does it feel to see your child die in a car crash?". It's sickening, and most families of victims shun that sort of exploitation.
But not our Cindy! She's willing to have the camera come in for a close up while she shows us her pain! I wonder if the photographer was saying things like "okay, now give me sad... now close your eyes....now give me pain...think about that dead boy of yours....no, sadder...sadder...wrinkle your face...that's it, got it..."
Disgusting.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at June 5, 2007 3:22 PM
>>>She couldn't set up a tent but she knows it was a controlled demolition.
Thanks, Bandit! That was the best joke I heard all day!
Posted by: KHarn at June 5, 2007 5:39 PM
Deluded whackjob could employ a team of therapists.
Posted by: Hope at June 5, 2007 10:51 PM
She attempts to emulate Michaelangelo's Pieta, but only succeeds in bringing to mind Stan Laurel.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at June 7, 2007 7:13 PM

