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June 26, 2007

More on the Green Prince

Posted by Dave Blount at June 26, 2007 2:42 PM

Britain's moonbat prince is back in the news already, and unfortunately it isn't good news for Charles.

The Sainsbury's supermarket chain has dumped him as a vegetable supplier because his organic produce doesn't meet standards. Apparently damaged and rotten carrots were a problem, as was a carbon footprint greater than would result from growing conventional carrots on an industrial scale.

Speaking of carbon footprints, claims of having achieved a carbon-neutral household notwithstanding, Prince Chucklehead leaves a giant one. His household has generated nearly 1,600 tons of CO2 in the past year, and not everyone is buying his attempt to "greenwash" the issue by blowing part of his publicly financed fortune on carbon offset swindles.

The Prince's lavish lifestyle produced more CO2 on the year than 600 cars. This is largely a result of his frequent jet travel. For example Chucky, Camilla, and a large entourage of aides flew first class across the Atlantic and back so he could pick up an environmental awareness award.

Proving that the Goracle isn't the only one who knows how to live large, the Chuckster's three homes ran up utility bills over £100,000 in 2005–2006.

In his defense, Chuckles does his best to make up for all this by driving a Jag that runs on recycled cooking oil.

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