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June 13, 2007

Meat Is a Crime Against Gaia

One reason the Convenient Lie is so convenient is that the entire left-wing agenda can be packed inside it, like Greek soldiers in the Trojan Horse. Now British bureauweenies may use taxpayer's money to promote vegetarianism, on the grounds that trying to live off rabbit food will combat the imaginary global warming menace. The issue will be introduced "gently" so that people don't put up resistance.

Farm animals allegedly produce global warming with their flatulence. Cows even stand accused of contributing to acid rain through the ammonia in their urine. So we'll have to move in the direction of getting rid of farm animals and living off bean curd — a small price to pay to please Gaia.

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A cow contributes to global warming.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 13, 2007 9:37 AM

Comments

And here's me thinking that acid rain was largely sulphuric and carbonic acid...

How could a cow contribute anyway? In all my years I've never yet seen a cow pissing up.

Posted by: Archonix at June 13, 2007 10:52 AM

COW: "Here's you GLOBAL WARMING, Lib-Loons!"

Posted by: KHarn at June 13, 2007 12:28 PM

How much flatulence did the elephant-sized mammoths and mastodons produce during the Ice age?

Posted by: James F McEnanly at June 13, 2007 6:21 PM