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June 4, 2007
Gore Agrees: He's Too Good For America
His servile fan base isn't alone in thinking Al Gore is too good for America — the Goracle thinks so himself:
I don't think that the skills I have are the ones that are most likely to be rewarded within this system. It's like a washing machine that is permanently set on the spin cycle. It doesn't stop spinning. That creates real problems for a politics based on reason.
As V the K points out:
That would be the system that rewards the dim-witted, sanctimonious, flunked-out off-spring of powerful politicians with life-long fame, wealth, private jets and ginormous, energy-profligate mega-mansions.
But Prince Albert might have a point. Why should the avatar of the Politics of Reason waste time pleading with irrational peasants to vote for him, when he could be scaring us into shape with another hysterical sci-fi horror "documentary"? POTUS would be a demotion for the High Priest of the global warming doomsday cult.
Hat tip: Althouse.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 4, 2007 7:45 AM
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Not to mention, he doesn't have to fill out any kind of income disclosure forms as self-proclaimed global warming guru. Anything that gets leaked by the press can either be categorically denied or given the spin doctor treatment.
And as president, Gore wouldn't have as much time for exciting sycophantic events such as Cannes and the Oscars. He'd actually have to be working 24/7.
Posted by: Pam at June 4, 2007 9:21 AM
One day soon, won't it be inapropriate to show an image of 'Father Gore'? I mean - if mooslim dumbasses riot and kill and burn over a few made-up pictures of their pedophile god Moohamhead, won't the Goreheads start rioting when they see an uflattering picture of their lunatic god?
Just a thought...
Posted by: Jimbo at June 4, 2007 9:30 AM
