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June 29, 2007
Europeans Flock to Danish Animal Bordellos
The moral collapse of Europe is proceeding at a gallop. Danish animal owners have been attracting tourists to their country by advertising bestiality for pay. According to the law, this is fine, so long as the animal doesn't suffer.
Owners claim the animals like it. The veracity of this doubtful claim is irrelevant. There was a time when laws weren't about what the animals like; they were about what was good for human beings — and letting society degenerate to the point where it's permissible to have sex with animals is not good for anyone.
On a tip from V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at June 29, 2007 6:53 AM
Comments
I think I read somewhere that the increase in European bestiality is caused by global warming. It's actually America's fault.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 29, 2007 7:43 AM
Speaking of global warming this blog has a great post on ascientist who says the rising sea levels claim is a fraud
Posted by: Anonymous at June 29, 2007 9:57 AM
Oops, sorry for the sloppy typing above. I just had to post this too...you see, an article finally admitted that CO2 is good for plants. Of course, they had to make it sound like something bad and scary.
But at least they're admitting that "Rising ambient carbon dioxide levels create ideal conditions for the plant, producing bigger leaves, faster growth, hardier plants..."
Now, those evil GW deniers had already predicted "better harvests" and "more biodiversity" but we all know that we shouldn't listen to them! And we should only apply this idea to bad plants like poison ivy. Hilarious.
Posted by: Anonymous at June 29, 2007 10:32 AM
Aha, here's the link to the original article in the Wall Street journal:
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB118281532052547766.html
Posted by: Anonymous at June 29, 2007 10:37 AM
Half of the global population is female. I don't care how unattractive you are, and how deficient your personality may be, ANYBODY can find somebody to bump uglies with. Resorting to "makin' luv" to an animal is ridiculous. Some folks are mentally "off."
Posted by: skh.pcola at June 29, 2007 10:43 AM
"Tourists", huh? Anybody want to bet they are all (here's that forbidden word) Muslim? I mean, what other religion has specific rules for fornicating with a goat?
Posted by: Bob Smith at June 29, 2007 3:13 PM
Am glad stoning is no longer permitted,
but hanging these vermin is a fine alternative.
On the other hand, my .380 would do in a pinch.
Posted by: fellowes at June 29, 2007 9:05 PM
i'm still thinking on a great comeback for this, but meanwhile, there is a real man (my husband) who is awaiting my attendance at his side upstairs in our bedroom - somehow, i find the thought of sex with animals somewhat...well, sickening.
what does the animal have to say in these matters? perhaps we'll only know in the hereafter - i don't want to be there for it.
G-d help them and u.s. all.
Posted by: nanc at June 29, 2007 10:25 PM
You can't take this one seriously, surely: Reminds me of the old Politically Incorrect jokes like: Q: What do you call a sheep tied to a lampost in Swansea? A: Leisure Centre. Sorry Wales, but you gotta laugh. Welsh Revenge: 'We shag 'em, you eat 'em'. Anyway, its also a bloody dangerous game: Fancy the horse getting annoyed: You would no longer have bollocks and would speak a high pitch forever!! It makes me laugh unlike the Muzzers.
Posted by: Patrick at July 1, 2007 8:11 AM
