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June 28, 2007

Border Patrol to Be Redeployed to Alaska and Utah

Ever wonder why Republicans would support the Senate's shamnesty bill, even though it will change the demographics of the country to tilt overwhelmingly in favor of Democrats? Pork is why.

Porksters Ted Stevens and Lisa Murkowski of Alaska are supporting the bill because it calls for locating a Citizenship and Immigration Services office in Fairbanks.

Border control offices in the middle of Alaska. There will also be a new Immigration and Customs Enforcement office in Monticello, Utah. That was the price of Senator Bob Bennett's vote.

If this country is to be saved, the entire Senate needs to be ridden out of Washington on a rail.

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A shrine to the God of Pork, located in the back room where the Senate is cutting the Shamnesty deal.

Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 28, 2007 7:00 AM

Comments

Alaska already has a "border patrol" - it's called the U.S. Air Force. It looks like we'll need them, too, if pukin Putin keeps up his agression.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 28, 2007 8:58 AM

And the Coast Guard, Jimbo. they've been patroling our territorial waters in war and peace sin this country's begining.

Posted by: KHarn at June 28, 2007 4:54 PM

you misunderstand; these border control offices in Alaska and Utah are our fall back positions after we lose the border states.

Posted by: maxnnr at July 1, 2007 8:15 AM