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May 17, 2007
WMD Found
The authorities have uncovered something that officially qualifies as a weapon of mass destruction: a homemade bomb loaded with two pounds of nails.
Why would this qualify as an WMD and not the sarin and mustard gas that have turned up in Iraq? Because the nail bomb was found in Texas, where a psycho had tried using it to blow up an abortion clinic.
On a tip from Jimbo.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 17, 2007 10:03 AM
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and of course, christians will be blamed when history is rewritten.
what most people do not know is there are far-left people who claim to be christian. i know as i come from a very large family of radical catholics who are also diehard demoncrats.
this is only a wmd if found in the right hands, though. like say, if found in the hands of someone like bill maher or michael moore-on and being threatened to be used - they'll just say they were having a bad day and didn't really mean anything by it.
Posted by: nanc at May 17, 2007 2:05 PM
I'd be willing to bet that this guy is a plant/hire-out, like those 2 doofuses who, on 2 separate occasions directly following the Clintons' inauguration, purportedly vaulted the White House fence and charged the place with...(gasp)...22 CAL. RIFLES (wow- betcha they were professional assassins, huh?)!!!!!!! After the 2nd incident, the Clintons ordered Pennsylvania Ave. blocked off "for their security", and, of course, the Administration began their sermonizing about dangerous Right-Wing hatemongers.
Leftists have always been fond of creating illusions to further their ends, like the stupid instructor who vandalized her own car and claimed it was the work of White racists. This "W.M.D." incident sounds a little too ridiculous to believe just yet.
Posted by: Toa at May 17, 2007 4:44 PM
