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May 28, 2007
Swedish Prisoners: Bikinis Are a Human Right
Female prisoners are demanding their "human right" to wear bikinis so they can get a good tan while they serve time in a Swedish jail.
Sex discrimination is involved, since men can get a tan just by taking their shirts off, whereas women have to sunbathe in shorts and a sports top, which they consider unacceptable.
Whined one prisoner:
We are treated differently because we are in an institution and we are discriminated against because of our gender.
Good thing the convicts aren't Muslims, or Jimmy Carter would accuse the jail of torture and John McCain would promise to close it down.
On a tip from The Panday.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 28, 2007 3:37 PM
Comments
Whatever happened to 'prison pallor'? This is supposed to be a prison, not a resort.
Posted by: James F McEnanly at May 28, 2007 6:11 PM
Okay, in all fairness, we are talking Swedish female prisoners who want to wear bikinis. The problem...?
When do you see those four words together? Swedish...female...prisoners...bikinis...
C'mon, time to yell "lights, camera, action"...and I mean action in many senses of the word.
Just throw some German ladies into the mix.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 28, 2007 7:02 PM
Dude...okay, you didn't realize I'm a horny old man, but showing that picture...I mean...dude.
Okay, I'm not THAT old, but showing that picture...dude.
Hold on, need another hit of the old bong.
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Okay, there we go. Now what were we saying about Swedish women in bikinis...in prison?
Ma-a-a-an...am I there right now?
Whoa!!
Posted by: Hank at May 28, 2007 9:08 PM
Posted by: White Cane at May 29, 2007 3:36 AM
Your killing the moment white cane.
Posted by: Donald at May 29, 2007 3:47 AM
Posted by: V the K at May 29, 2007 6:56 AM
I have a human right to see Swedish women in bikinis.
Posted by: Jimbo at May 29, 2007 7:57 AM
Jimbo, I married one. Go me. :D
Posted by: Archonix at May 29, 2007 2:52 PM
