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May 6, 2007
Sheryl Crow Laments That Greed and Apathy Won't Let Go of It's Hold
Taking irony to new heights, entertainment industry space cadet Sheryl Crow, who wants us to switch to overpriced toxic light bulbs and make do with one square of toilet paper in honor of her godless Gaiaist religion, is chastising America for having "lost touch with our connection to the earth" and for having "risen to great heights of arrogance."
According to Crone, global warming isn't a partisan issue — it's just that conservatives are all wrong for refusing to play along with a hoax perpetrated to advance left-wing agendas.
Distraught that not everyone is drinking the Kool-Aid, Sheryl wonders "where are the voices screaming for injustices to cease, for greed and apathy to let go of it's hold?" Being a pop star may earn you a soapbox, but it doesn't come with language skills.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 6, 2007 2:15 PM
Comments
Boy, she's really been on a tear recently.
Am I the only one who wishes she'd married Tupac Shakur, so then we could call them the Shakurs, Tupac and Two-ply?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 6, 2007 2:48 PM
The part that us Americans contribute to global warming is like two farts in a hurricane.
Posted by: JmH: at May 6, 2007 4:12 PM
I wish she would let go of her greed (for do-gooder publicity) and her apathy (to real scientists who dare to question the global warming swindle).
Here's one voice, Sheryl.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 6, 2007 5:47 PM
if she were any more stupid, her inflated head would cave in due to inactivity.
i've removed every single one of these lightbulbs (already here when we purchased the house) and am returning them to wal-mart in exchange for the good, old-fashioned ones - along with the article on the lady whose home was contaminated with mercury because of one breaking - not to worry - i've already warned them i'm comin'!
Posted by: nanc at May 6, 2007 6:14 PM
Sherry Baby, You've turned yer career into a joke with this toliet paper square comment and global warming hoax. Go back to blowing Don Henley everynight when you were his "backup singer".
Posted by: Bryherb at May 7, 2007 9:43 AM
i'd say shes "ONE SQUARE CROW"!!!!!!!!!
bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha - i'm killin' me!
Posted by: nanc at May 7, 2007 2:13 PM
