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May 4, 2007
Moonbats Want Monkeys Classified as People
Many moonbats are so morally and intellectually disoriented that they cannot distinguish between an animal and a human. In Austria, a campaign is underway to have a chimpanzee named Hiasl legally classified as a person.
Eberhart Theuer, a lawyer for the Association Against Animal Factories, explains:
Our main argument is that Hiasl is a person and has basic legal rights. We mean the right to life, the right to not be tortured, the right to freedom under certain conditions. We're not talking about the right to vote here.
No voting rights? Democrats will be disappointed.
If only unborn humans enjoyed the right to life. As PETA president Ingrid Newkirk puts it:
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
So how can a human baby be worth less than a monkey?
On a tip from Steve.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 4, 2007 3:28 PM
Comments
Monkeys, Van?
Come on, you're smarter than that. :)
Posted by: Steve at May 4, 2007 4:47 PM
I chimed in as well.
Posted by: Steve at May 4, 2007 5:18 PM
A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.
A boy? A boy??? First the snails and puppy dog tails smear, then this. We need a male anti-defamation league!
Let's let the Democrats give their votes to the chimps. The chimps' judgment couldn't be any worse, and probably would be a good deal better.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 4, 2007 5:34 PM
i posted about today alsoBECAUSE THEY CAN...!
good, now we can put all the libs in the zoo where they belong.
Posted by: nanc at May 4, 2007 6:10 PM
There is a difference in a Monkey voting and a democrat voting? What? They both do what their masters tell them. No real mind of their own.
Posted by: Scrapiron at May 4, 2007 9:18 PM
Monkeys are people, haven't y'all heard?
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/?entry=25359_Friday_Night_Monkey_Thread&only
Posted by: MoleOnABull at May 5, 2007 6:34 AM
"There is a difference in a Monkey voting and a democrat voting?"
Kinda hitting close to home there for the democrat leadership. Not seen too many differences between monkeys of the leadership, or the monkeys comprising the democrat constituency.
"Give me a banana and I will vote for you."
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 5, 2007 11:06 AM
