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May 30, 2007
Loco Ono Eats a Dog

Yoko Ono, useless moonbat and widow of John "Imagine" Lenin Lennon, has taken a righteous stand against fox hunting by eating a dog.
On the menu was a cute Corgi minced with apple and onion. Loco didn't eat much before looking "a bit strange," according to fellow moonbat Mark McGowan, who once ate a swan in protest against the British monarchy.

Hat tip: BelchSpeak.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 30, 2007 11:59 AM
Comments
Yoko looked "a bit strange?" How could he tell the difference?
Posted by: phil at May 30, 2007 12:49 PM
Eating dog isn't a stretch for Yoko....it's what they do where she's from.
Posted by: Ed at May 30, 2007 12:51 PM
She ruined the Beatles!
Posted by: Alex at May 30, 2007 12:52 PM
No Alex, drugs ruined the Beatles. That, and they all got sick of each other....All Yoko did was speed up the process.
PS: In Seoul, dog is on the same level as lobster.
Posted by: phil at May 30, 2007 1:05 PM
You made this shit up VH, please tell me you made this up.
Posted by: sheentheman at May 30, 2007 1:44 PM
Kind of gives new meaning to How much for that doggie in the window?.
Posted by: Ed at May 30, 2007 1:55 PM
I wonder how much they pay per pound for cat on the hoof.
My Tomcat, "Mister Wilford" and I had a falling out last weekend.
May as well make the best of a bad situation.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 30, 2007 1:58 PM
I can't imagine becoming so irrelevant that you have to eat a dog to re-establish your orbit in the universe of sick people.
The Queen's favorite breed at that.
I have no sympathies for the royal family. I think they are only a couple of in-breeding relationships' before they truly look and act like Jethro's favorite mule.
Wonder if a little mint jelly would have gone nicely with doggie chops. Heard they taste like lamb.
Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 30, 2007 2:16 PM
So, was eating the dog -- also an animal, BTW -- the lesser of two evils in this case?
Is PETA aware of this???
Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at May 30, 2007 2:45 PM
>^00^
Posted by: nanc at May 30, 2007 2:48 PM
ah-oh - what happened to my cat?
>^00^
Posted by: nanc at May 30, 2007 2:50 PM
Notice in the pic shown in the background Loco is at some Farenheit 9/11 screening or to do. Could The Bitch be Stupider? Eating a dog to protest Animal Rights is like screwing for abstinance. I tell my Beatle worshippin' Moonbat friends that Loco conspired with Mark David Chapman to off John so she could live the lavish lifestyle outside of John's shadow. It unhinges them so.
Posted by: Bryherb at May 30, 2007 2:52 PM
I love dogs, and couldn't stand the Beatles generally, and Yucko Oh-no in particular. Mark Chapman should've invested in a couple more rounds back when he did Lenin. He had Yucko right there, could've smoked her too while he was at it, and received the thanks of a grateful nation (maybe two grateful nations, for all I know).
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 30, 2007 6:09 PM
Looking at the photo again, I was struck by the top line: "USA surpasses all the genocide records."
So where do these two foreigners, a British subject and a Japanese citizen, choose to live? Hmmm?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 30, 2007 6:15 PM
"Mark Chapman should've invested in a couple more rounds back when he did Lenin. He had Yucko right there, could've smoked her too while he was at it, and received the thanks of a grateful nation (maybe two grateful nations, for all I know)."
Most definitely. I have a Denis Leary comedy CD where he points out something like that. He's talking about how the good musicians always die relatively young (Though I wouldn't even consider Lennon that good of a musician, he was okay with the Beatles, but Yoko really brought out the obnoxious, tone- deaf egomaniac in him), while the bad musicians always live on for decades and put out even more nauseating crap they refer to as music.
He says something like "John Lennon was shot six times, you'd think the guy who killed him could have have used at least one of those rounds to take out Yoko and put her out of our misery. She was standing RIGHT NEXT to him! Then, we wouldn't have to put up with (Imitates the hideous, incoherent shrieking Yoko considers "Singing")."
Posted by: Adam at May 31, 2007 8:00 AM
Think this is just another example of "dog eat dog"
Posted by: fellowes at May 31, 2007 9:10 AM
I simply don't understand how eating a dog helps anything. And what's the point? Protesting animal rights by eating a different animal?
What if she were protesting dog fighting, would she suddenly be on the same side as the dog she just ate? What an idiot.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 31, 2007 10:27 AM
I eat at Burger King to protest McDonald's!
Posted by: phil at May 31, 2007 1:17 PM
Heh, Yono-nono is a twit. Nothing like doing a 'stunt' to get a little more time in the limelight. Poor dog. Too bad she wasn't arrested for cruelty to animals and hauled off to prison.
As for Lenin's defaming of Old Faithful, piss on him. Guess his dumb ass failed basic math as statistics don't mean squat compared to hard numbers.
Posted by: Brooklyn Red Leg at June 1, 2007 7:45 AM

