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May 21, 2007
John Kerry Wannabe Jesse Adam Macbeth Busted For Falsifying Record
Jesse Adam Macbeth tried to become this generation's John Kerry by joining the anti-war movement, and loudly proclaiming that as an American soldier, he took part in war crimes in Iraq. If he had been as successful as his role model Botched Joke Johnny at keeping his military records hidden from view, he might have ended up getting elected to the Senate. Instead, he is in jail, facing federal charges of falsifying his record.
Iraq Veterans Against the War and other moonbat websites have featured Macbeth's lurid allegations, including video of him dressed in a camouflage jacket, describing how he helped slaughter hundreds of people in a mosque. Stuttered Macbeth:
We would burn their bodies … hang their bodies from the rafters in the mosque.
Actually, Macbeth never made it out of training at Fort Benning, Georgia. The Army kicked him out after six weeks due to his "entry level performance and conduct."
Instead of gaming the system for Purple Hearts like Kerry, Macbeth falsely claimed to have been awarded one. He also claimed to have been shot in Iraq and to suffer from post-traumatic stress disorder, which helped him scam $10,400 from us, the taxpayers. He has admitted to wanting to "sucker" the government out of whatever he can get.
Once again the anti-war Left displays its moral authority.
On tips from Jay Guevara and Byron.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 21, 2007 11:00 AM
Comments
What a effing loser...
The thing is... this guy doesn't even LOOK convincing! When did the Rangers start putting scrawny guys like this on the front lines?
Oh yea, and the video? OMG! Please! The guy isn't even articulate... obvious kook and lier from the getgo.
Posted by: MoleOnABull at May 21, 2007 11:33 AM
Well, Audie Murphy was pretty scrawny! LOL
Guys like MacBeth get away with what they do for so long because so few Americans have any contact with the military anymore. The average civilian's understanding of the military lies somewhere between "Full Metal Jacket" and "Beetle Bailey."
Ever notice how guys like MacBeth always claim to be Rangers, Green Berets, Delta Force, etc? In reality, about 80% of the military is made up of support services, for example: MPs, cooks, mechanics, JAG, etc. Only 20% of the military is made up of combat troops: infantry and artillery.
A few years ago I read a book called Unheralded Victory. It was about Vietnam. The author, who was a vet, included an entire chapter on fake heroes and fake war criminals. Check for it some time.
Posted by: phil at May 21, 2007 2:23 PM
A bright Democrat political career nipped in the bud...so many pressure groups to left unpandered to, so many perversions left unencouraged, so many un-American initiatives left unproposed...why, oh why, is it always the good who leave us so soon?
PS: John Kerry must have felt a cat walk over his grave. But for the internet, this could - and should - have been him.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 21, 2007 7:33 PM
LOL! Mouthpiece for the libsquirts busted! hahahahahahahahahahah
Posted by: Conan at May 22, 2007 5:30 AM
Macbeth's defenders can always try the Dan Rather defense: "OK, he's fake, but his story is accurate!"
Posted by: Crush Liberalism at May 22, 2007 8:36 AM
