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May 2, 2007
Jim McGreevey May Become Episcopal Priest
Teaching an ethics class may not be the ideal occupation for disgraced former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, who jeopardized public safety by appointing an unqualified foreign national on whom he had an aggressive homosexual crush as the state's homeland security adviser, and who publicly humiliated and abandoned his family. McCreepy's behavior continues to appall, as he sues his poor wife to take custody of their 5-year-old daughter (who would be subjected to a lifestyle obviously unsuitable for children), and even to bleed her for child support. But if the ethics professor gig doesn't work out, McGreedy has more appropriate options — such as becoming an Episcopal priest.
The Episcopal denomination has the advantage of having jettisoned Christianity in favor of moonbattery, making it a perfect fit for a Democrat ex-pol like McSleazy. While in office he called himself a devout Catholic despite advocating abortion, but thankfully that charade has been dropped. Having been officially received into the Episcopal religion last Sunday, McCreepazoid is in the "discernment" phase preceding seminary work.
If V. Gene Robinson could make it to bishop in the Episcopal Church, McGrievous ought to go far.
On tips from Bill V., Wiggins, and V the K.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 2, 2007 3:36 PM
Comments
Now all they have to do is get Ted Haggard and Barney Frank to join the All-Star Episcopal line up and they'll really start pulling in the crowds.
Posted by: Beef at May 2, 2007 6:58 PM
why, he'd make a fine episcopalian priss...er...uh...priest...my terrible...
Posted by: nanc at May 2, 2007 8:30 PM
Look out, altar boys! Watch yourselves!
Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 2, 2007 9:15 PM
Jay, don't you know, it's only the REPRESSED homo Catholic priests who rape alter boys. I'm sure there is no possibility that the enlightened Episcopalians will have that problem.
And somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the bible used by all Christians condemn the act of fudge packing? Did McGreevy get out of the candy business or will he just ignore the parts that don't suit him?
The world has turned upside down.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 3, 2007 5:31 AM
How can this guy sue for custody AND support when he was cheating on her? From what I understand, this degenerate was seeking out anonymous gay sex partners while his wife gave birth.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 3, 2007 6:20 AM
at least he didn't get anybody pregnant out of wedlock...bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha - somebody stop me!
Posted by: nanc at May 3, 2007 6:49 AM
Well Anon, had it not been for decades of Satan's theologians pushing their "scholarly" blasphemy that the bible's passages on homosexual perversion were simply "misinterpreted" and misunderstood by the unwashed masses, we might not have so many churches and clergy bending over with the Adversary's cock up their collective ass packing THEIR fudge.
Posted by: fellowes at May 3, 2007 7:54 AM
Someone apparently bought Hillary Clintoons summer home and got more than they expected.
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/B/BAT_DROPPINGS_HOME?SITE=PAPIT&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=home.htm
Posted by: Anonymous at May 3, 2007 8:05 AM
