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May 8, 2007

Islamic Gratitude

Remember during the Clinton Administration, when we bombed Serbia back to the Stone Age for the sake of Balkan Muslims? Religion of Peaceniks have tried to repay us for our kindness, but fortunately the FBI stopped them.

Six Muslims have just been arrested for plotting to kill "as many soldiers as possible" at Fort Dix, which was used to shelter over 4,000 Muslim Albanian refugees after the Kosovo conflict. Four of the six are from what was once Yugoslavia — i.e., they were the ones on whose behalf Clinton foolishly intervened in the Balkans.

But I'm sure if we're just extra, extra nice, Muslims will like us and we can go back to ignoring terrorism while we attend to more serious matters, like the global warming hoax.

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Balkan Muslims planned to leave a thank you note.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 8, 2007 8:59 AM

Comments

Sounds barbaric, but we have to to seek out these tenth century Islamnic turds by any means possible, and then, kill them.
It is as simple as what they will do to you and your children.
I have always owned a pistol, now a long gun, with plenty of ammo, as stated in the Second Amendment, will be in my possession.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at May 8, 2007 9:34 AM

Not only are they grateful, they're really brave too as Muslims seem to only choose the least suspecting of victims.

Posted by: MB at May 8, 2007 9:36 AM

Posted by: V the K at May 8, 2007 9:42 AM

Lemme see. Six guys from New Jersey were going to "storm" Fort Dix, a military based filled with army guys with army training and army weapons and what not. This plot is so fscking stupid, it had to be devised by the White House...

Posted by: Jeff at May 8, 2007 2:25 PM

Jeff is too fucking stupid to realize that Fort Dix is an open post and that soldiers don't walk around with their weapons all day with live ammunition in them. Most weapons are kept locked in armories on Army posts, and ammunition comes from central depots.

Maybe if fucking Jeff had spent some fucking time in the military he'd know these fucking facts before he let his fucking slimy fingers slither over a fucking keyboard.

Posted by: The Panday at May 8, 2007 3:24 PM

Or it was a pretty well-crafted joke. If the soldiers at Ft. Dix are afraid of these "terrorists" then we might as well surrender like Defeatocrats. Sorry. But I won't stand for that. If we're going to lose The War on Terror[ism], it will be due to the incompetence of THE COMMANDER GUY™ and not Ted Kennedy, Barbara Streisand, Michael Moore and all those other moonbat politicians....

Posted by: Jeff at May 8, 2007 4:12 PM

Please, don't feed the idiots.

You're right on the money, Panday. Anyone going to a military base expecting to see everyone armed is in for a big surprise.

Posted by: Steve at May 8, 2007 4:25 PM

Now, now, don't be so tough on leftists who think everyone on a military base walks around ready for action. They're probably just extrapolating from their closest personal experience, at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 8, 2007 4:29 PM

Don't worry. I'm no leftist, but I can take it. I don't go around pissing my pants with fear like some "men."

Posted by: Jeff at May 8, 2007 7:23 PM

Jeff, where did you read that the soldiers at Ft. Dix or any other soldiers were afraid of this attack? I hadn't read or heard that anywhere. Considering the soldiers didn't know anything about it until they saw/heard of it in the news, that's an assumption you just pulled out of your hat, I'm thinking. Or maybe you're just projecting how you'd feel if you read about a planned attack in your town?

Posted by: Carol at May 9, 2007 12:37 AM

Carol: Not sure where you parsed that. I took the time to wrap "terrorists" with condescending quotes just to help you out. While they might not be armed like Eneils Bailey, I'm sure the people at Ft. Dix could have handled this "threat." (More condescending quotes did you catch that? Don't worry, next time I'll use a phrase like "widdle thweat".)

Posted by: Jeff at May 9, 2007 9:48 AM

Whatsamatter jeffie? Your dealer get busted?

Posted by: V the K at May 9, 2007 9:56 AM

I think Jeff is suggesting that this is "another 9-11 conspiacy fake-out". Glancing over a few quotes from the moonbat sites, it's easy to see that he's not alone in this Bush Derrangement assumtion.

Posted by: KHarn at May 9, 2007 4:05 PM