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May 23, 2007
Hollyweird May Not Need Us Anymore
If there's any brake at all on Hollywood's left-wing extremism, it's that movie people still need to persuade the normal Americans they despise to lay down money to sit through the crap they churn out. That's how they finance their private jets, stretch limos, and large donations to the Democrat Party. But this might change, now that barking moonbat Danny Glover has found a new source of revenue: socialist dictator Hugo Chavez.
While Venezuelans search grocery stores looking for food, Chavez is handing Glover $20 million dollars to make propaganda films dealing with historical revolutionaries Simon Bolivar and Toussaint Louverture. Like other authoritarian leftists, Chavez wants to be seen as a historical revolutionary himself, and would like to construct a mythology to justify his power grab and feed his ravenous ego. Eager to help is the useful idiot Glover, who is also a slavish fan of another rabidly hostile enemy of the United States, Fidel Castro.
In other Hugo Chavez developments, the tactic of seizing farmers' land and turning it over to squatters and hooligans was so effective at reducing the population to half-starved helplessness for Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe, Chavez is trying it himself.

On a tip from Freedom Now.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 23, 2007 8:05 AM
Comments
So will Danny Boy finally be moving away from this hellhole of a country to the paradise that is now Venezuela...or, if he doesn't like to travel too far, Cuba?
And Chavez is only doing what Hillary believes in...taking your money away from you for your own good.
Posted by: Pam at May 23, 2007 8:54 AM
Can't wait to miss it
Posted by: Bandit at May 23, 2007 11:45 AM
Caption:
"Hugo, you're supposed to wait until I turn around to shove your salami into my bunghole!"
Posted by: Anonymous at May 23, 2007 3:19 PM
Why didnt Saddam Hussein buy out Hollywood when he had the chance?
Well, I guess it would have eaten into his palace building budget as the Iraqi people starved to death.
Dictators have so much in common, dont they? The most important common denominator is that they hate the U.S.
Posted by: Freedom Now at May 24, 2007 1:44 PM

