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May 21, 2007
Gay Bible
A "Bible" has been released that contains the complete King James Version, plus a new book called "God's New Law." This includes "prophecy" from the year 2000 revealing that God has changed His mind and is now fine with homosexuality and fornication. This new last book of the Bible heralds "the decommissioning of traditional religion" and "the birth of God's religion without doctrine."
According to author Tim Fleming, it took God until just a few years ago to figure out that He ought to offer salvation to homosexuals as a reward for "the sacrifices they have made through mental anguish."
Apparently this is on the level. The blasphemous Bible can be downloaded for free at www.Gay-Bible.com.
Hat tip: In the Days, on a tip from Nanc.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 21, 2007 11:23 AM
Comments
OH BOY! FREE!
butt-munchers everywhere are going to be gettin' one of these!
Posted by: nanc at May 21, 2007 11:29 AM
Quote from the gay "bible:"
"The next image was a bowl and the hand of the spirit of wrath stirred its contents. Then the hand took a small teaspoon and drew some of the bowl’s contents. In front of the bowl came a chipmunk and the chipmunk then swallowed the contents of the spoon. Then the chipmunk keeled over and was sick.
And behind that chipmunk was another chipmunk, and he also fed from the spoon and became sick; and the line of chipmunks was large in size and stretched over the Earth."
I need that kind of chipmunk control. For the love of G*D, please sell me the "contents of the spoon." Please.
Posted by: baldeagle390 at May 21, 2007 12:07 PM
And the ususal suspects are, as always, puzzled as to why many of us are not amused...
Posted by: M. Murcek at May 21, 2007 12:26 PM
I believe that there were gays in the past who earned the Kingdom of Heaven. I believe that the WILL be such gays in the future. I believe that there are gays who are good Christians (Jews, Hindus, ect).
WHAT I DO NOT BELIEVE is that "it took God until just a few years ago to figure out that He ought to offer salvation to homosexuals"!!! God is greater than that!
Posted by: KHarn at May 21, 2007 12:30 PM
I'm bothered by the fact that the download is an EXE. Has anyone downloaded it?
Posted by: Steve at May 21, 2007 4:54 PM
I Cor. 6:9-10..."be not decieved, neither the sexually immoral,...nor effeminite, nor homosexuals...shall have any inheritance in the Kingdom of God."
And that's just one passage. What we want to believe won't alter the truth.
Posted by: Toa at May 21, 2007 5:47 PM
WHERE IS THE GAY KORAN?
THESE FAGS NEED TO SWING FROM A TREE IN DOWNTOWN TEHRAN.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 21, 2007 8:32 PM
Toa, the evidence is that when the bible refers to 'homosexuals' it's referring to active ones, and often as not to the homosexual prostitutes that 'operated' as part of the worship in the myriad of cults that existed at the time. God wouldn't punish a homosexual who made himself celibate in order to avoid sin.
Posted by: Archonix at May 21, 2007 11:23 PM
A "gay Bible" is no more or less ridiculous than the Bible itself, which by the way, has been rewritten, retranslated, edited and modified thousands of times already....
Posted by: Anonymous at May 22, 2007 2:36 AM
