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May 29, 2007
"Drew Phoenix," Sex Change Minister
Even the increasingly decadent United Methodist Church still has a ban on actively gay clergy, in acknowledgment of the Bible's repeated condemnation of homosexual perversion. But a loophole has been discovered: just get a sex change!
Minister Ann Gordon has been reappointed to lead his/her Baltimore congregation, after undergoing a sex change operation and becoming "Drew Phoenix." Rev. Phoenix will guide his/her flock along the thorny path to surgically deformed polysexual enlightenment, or as he/she puts it:
It is my intention and hope that by sharing my story that we commit ourselves as Christians and as United Methodists to become educated about the complexity of gender.
So much for 1 Timothy 3.
On tips from V the K and David.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 29, 2007 8:43 AM
Comments
"...the complexity of gender"? Last time I counted, there were two genders. There are many confused people but there are only two genders.
Posted by: kevin at May 29, 2007 8:56 AM
He/She will at least attract some of the Rocky Horror Picture Show fans
Posted by: pierce at May 29, 2007 9:45 AM
Notice on the church bulletin:
"Remember to bring a squirt gun, newspaper, rice, toast, and toilet paper for the morning sermon."
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 29, 2007 12:08 PM
Thats not Dr.Frank. Thats the former governor of New Jersey!
Posted by: phil at May 29, 2007 1:53 PM
I'm a United Methodist, and my church would never condone crap like that.
Posted by: Adam at May 31, 2007 8:07 AM
Another example of some "drag queen" degenerate's idea of a "normal woman". Yeah, right, buddy...ALL normal church women pose for the camera in clown make-up, underwear and net stockings- especially after being ordained as "ministers". Ah, so normal...
Posted by: Toa at May 31, 2007 8:29 PM
Toa, that isn't Drew Phoenix. That's a photo of actor Tim Curry in drag.
Posted by: Christian at June 4, 2007 11:51 AM
There are actually three genders: Masculine, Feminine, Neuter (and these are terms that deal with grammar). There are, however, two sexes: Male & Female and these are terms that deal with human sexual identity. (Unless you include hermaphrodites.)
Posted by: Don Goldfish at June 5, 2007 5:48 AM
