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May 3, 2007
Canadian MP Wants Bigfoot Listed as Endangered Species
Global warming isn't the only fictional problem of concern to moonbat politicians. Canadian MP Mike Lake is calling for "the House of Commons to establish immediate, comprehensive legislation to affect immediate protection of Bigfoot."
An appeal to protect Bigfoot as an endangered species has also been made to the US Congress.
Like the Abominable Snowman, elves, leprechauns, and anthropogenic global warming, Bigfoot is not real. But that won't stop liberals from legislating our freedoms away on his imaginary behalf.
On a tip from Metalgarth.
Posted by Van Helsing at May 3, 2007 9:03 AM
Comments
Not real?
NOT REAL!?!?!
I beg to differ. I've had several sightings on my treks through the pacific northwest. Here's some of the best pics of that beast.
Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at May 3, 2007 10:10 AM
NudeGayWhalesForJesus -
You've been to Lebanon? (Those are pictures of Lebonese, right?)
Posted by: Jimbo at May 3, 2007 10:57 AM
Anybody got a close-up of that bride? She's a cutie.
Posted by: Ed at May 3, 2007 11:17 AM
When is GRIMACE going to be listed??? Theres only 1...
http://www.friendscomeinallsizes.s5.com/images/evil_grimace.jpg
Posted by: Anonymous at May 3, 2007 11:25 AM
If Grimace is listed, then why not the whole McDonaldland crew? Ronald, the Hamburglar, Mayor McCheese and Officer Big Mac.
http://members.iinet.net.au/~mclerp/catalog/85char.jpg
Posted by: Pam at May 3, 2007 11:37 AM
NudeGay, it's Bigfoot...not Bigmouth.
Posted by: Pam at May 3, 2007 11:38 AM
I won't stand for bigfoot being protected until the jackalope is also protected.
Posted by: Number 2 at May 3, 2007 12:02 PM
No comment.
Posted by: Steve at May 3, 2007 12:22 PM
What about the Snipe? Shouldn't Snipes be protected too?
Posted by: kevin at May 3, 2007 12:47 PM
I heard that Bigfoot lives on a diet of snipe.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snipe_hunt
Posted by: metalgarth at May 3, 2007 1:59 PM
They were just worried someone would mistake big-mouth o'donnell for bigfoot...but that's silly, because bigfoot is much better looking.
Posted by: Anonymous at May 3, 2007 5:24 PM
On Red Eye the other night, Rachel Marsden (a Canuck) claimed that bill was a joke to poke fun at the greens and liberals. I've asked a couple of other conservative Canucks what they think.
Posted by: rightwingprof at May 5, 2007 5:48 AM
